h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my lunch today being a sub(sandwich) and a coke sitting at my desk messing my keyboard.

Every lunch should involve a sub (submissive, of course........)

I blame 2legs for my lunch today being breakfast, which was 2 hard (OK, semi soft), hard-boiled eggs, and two rashers of bacon, as thick, or thicker than gammon steaks, grilled, sliced/diced/torn up, and thrown between slices of bread, coated in butter, and with mayo, to total a number of two sandwichs

I also blame 2legs for the parcel which arrived, whilst I was in town with William, after we'd... a parcel, which, on opening, now means I am the owner of a brand new, heavy, buckled and laced, D-ringed, heavy leather corset/sincher I do* hope it fits and I can pluck up the courage to wear it, in public I also blame 2legs for it being too late for a lunch lunch, but seemingly hours and hours until dinner dinner

There have been 18382 posts in this thread since Mar 6, 2013, the day I last blamed 2legs, for some sort of illness. And here it is nearly a year later, and I'm getting over a cold. It would appear that nothing has changed, and that, 2legs, is clearly your fault.

I blame 2legs for our heating and warm water again not working.

I blame 2legs for my still not being quite sure if I've got the new, leather corset, 'up' the right way... I'm guessing* the ends of the lacing should be at the bottom, rather than the top... but... I also blame 2legs for how distracting is it is it is it is that it is, wearing the new black leather corset

Tha lacing shall end in the middle, thus allowing you to get a proper hourglass shape.

I blame 2legs for upcoming visit to the hygienist. My gum are already aching .

Being familiar with 19th century fashion, and consulting with my wife ( I have never tried such garments myself.) I have to agree with - always tie in the middle. You really need two laces.



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I blame 2legs that, for the last 2 nights, dinner plans have had to be changed mid-stream. Last night, we were going to have cornbread with our chili. Opened the cornmeal, and I was greeted with fuzzy blue spots Tonight, I was needing to use baking mix. 'Twas the last ingredient going into the bowl, which was too bad, as I noticed *after* I added it

(RE corsetry: my satin corset; fastening at teh front, and lacing at the rear; underbust, but quite long; has the double lacing at the back; and so it is tightened from the mid-way up the back position; as mentioned above, helping achieve that'hour-glass' shape The leather one, also underbust, but is a shorter length; has lacing at front, and rear; also buckles at front; both front and back lacing is a single lacing strand, ending at the top of the corset; though I plan on replacing the lacing, at some point, with leather thonging as I think that'll just look better )

I blame 2legs for tiredness, the constant noise of hammering, and sawing, and my inability to be able to nap

I blame 2legs for when I read mid-stream I always think of mid-stream urine samples, which then made me think of Amy having a pee then mid- stream thinking she had to change her menu plans

sorry Amy, but hey good bladder exercise

My cat Simba blames 2Leggs for the strange loud noises coming from his human companion's upstairs neighbour's flat and for the strange humans who drive outside in metal boxes and who spend they come out of these shouting loudly at their human neighbours.

I blame 2legs for my imminant visit to William's, this week coming, and the coincidence that a leather flogger may be arriving at his house, that week
I also blame 2legs for endless housework that never really seems to achieve anything, f and for laundry that takes ages to dry I furthermore blame 2legs for the scolding hot shower I shall have very soon and for the extended, excessive amount of time I shall spend in this really hot shower, washing my hair, conditioning my hair, cleaning and shaving myself I also, thereby blame 2legs for whatever the scales give as my weight, tonight, after I shower, and for the amount of moimsturiser I'll probably end up using
I also blame 2legs for the freshly hoovered, cleaned bits of floor, which will probably end up dustry/dirty again before long, due to pedicur and manicur filings and shavings

I blame 2legs for delaying my early tea on the account of 2legs mentioning foot shavings and that I will have to scrub that from my mind



also for said adverts that advertise foot shaving things

and 2legs, I did some cracking bargain shopping at the end of the day, yes, peppered salmon fillets, reduced from £4.50 to 45p and a packet of rocket salad for 10p

and a jacket potato with butter

I hope you feel very, very bad, and that someone with discipline you severely for that on my behalf

oh yes indeedy

I'll be disaplined ... for certain... next week for which I blame..... 2legs and William

I blame 2legs for inspiration running dry tonight, and my about to go cook exactly the same as I did last night I might* go off the predictible.... and have a differnt grated cheese with it though

I blame 2legs for the fact that when I drive while wearing my sports bra, the seatbelt keeps sliding up around my neck. How do men cope without the handy built-in seatbelt holder?

Hmmm.... is it to do with your height, as much as anything, (not having the slightest clue how tall you are), and the position of the .... err, bit on the 'wall' of the car, where the 'top' end of the seatbelt attaches? I just use my nipples to hold the seabelt at bay... (hmmm.... actually can't quite remember at which heigh/exactly the seatbelt ends up on... me... )

I blame 2legs for the link I was sent earlier, to a website, William is looking on, for ... verious things... and for the terrifying and just downright bizare things I found on the site...

I also blame 2legs for the impromptu leather wristwatch strap/holder/wrist band, I just made, in order that I can 'fit' my really cheap £8.95 watch, (the plastic strap on which broke earlier), too... it works and my now devious plans to go buy matterial tomorrow, to make it look a bit... more ... profesional and a little less radgidy round teh edges where I had to nick some old strapping from a rucksack to make the watch holding bit and the bit to affix the metal buckle too

mmmm... I blame 2legs for my desire to also get some metal studs to put on it... for affect...

I blame 2legs that I have a job interview tomorrow and was all set to drive there - lucky thing I re-read the e-mail and saw that the interview is actually in their HQ in a different town

Goodluck with the interview!

I blame 2legs for it being years since I even last had an interview for a job

I blame 2legs that I've just managed to kill a £10,000 piece of machinery with a £1 cup of coffee

I want to go back to bed...