h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the lack of

I blame 2legs for my not falling asleep until gone 4... and then being woken at 8 by the sound of giant pigeons on the roof... well, either giant pigeons or workmen, removing the roof I also blame 2legs for the coffee not working despite the volume thusly drunk

I blame 2legs for my 2nd cup of already being finished.

I blame 2legs for my first pot of coffee, nearly being finished and for my oversleeping last night, due to the lack of noisey workment on the roof, because of the rain
I also blame 2legs for the temptation of leather corsets and pirate shirts and stuff... innit

I blame 2legs for attempts at early nights that don't work and which backfire and for waking early and for in a couple hours and for leather corsets and satin corsets and err stuff

I blame 2legs for him not bringing me .

I blame 2legs for the 1 KG of coffee beans which arrived by post today.... and for the pot of coffee I'd already drunk by the time they arrived I also blame 2legs for someone saying "2legs is completely innocent, I promise" on this website *shakes head*
I also blame 2legs for the lack of bull-whip weilding tops in my vacinity today and for the lack of residual soreness from my spanking yesterday

I also blame 2legs for the length of time, still left, until lunch

I think that you're only innocent in luring Alphonze on site... as for the rest? The blame is totally yours.

I blame 2legs for somewhat self-referential quotes E-Mailed to QOTD

I also blame 2legs for the iminant approach of the #baconHour and for my need to start cooking a massive* beef n veg stew, circa 3 PM, so I can eat it for dinner circa 7 PM

I blame 2legs for last year's students.

One of them complained in the course evaluation about my haiordo...

I'm gobsmacked by that DQ - did they presume it had affected their learning?

I blame 2legs for the taxi driver who took me the 'pretty' way home last night.

I blame 2legs for the terrential rain, and my sudden desire to build a boat.
I also blame 2legs for teh anticipation and painful waiting for my new leather corset to arrive ,drool>
I also blame 2legs for the leather jeans I saw on EBay being far* too expensive (about 3 or 4 times the price, of all* the other trousers I own, put togehter!)

I blame 2legs for my just having been asked to measure the distance between my nipples...

I blame 2legs for the sudden worry, over whether or not 9.5 inchs is a normal, or abnormal distance I also blame 2legs for the feeling of fear, as considering why I was asked this question, and what it might... mean... entail... how much its gona hurt whatever it is

I also blame 2legs for my counter-valentines BDSM poetry snippets I've been posting to twitter

But... mostly I lbame 2legs for how scarey it is, in my house, with a storm outside, and my not knowing how much roof I have left on my house, nor how well secured any covering and scaffolding might be, and for my not knowing what to do, if the roof starts leaking through
I blame 2legs for there being no one here for me to cuddle up too

i just blame 2legs , for saturday 15/2/2014

I blame 2legs for the strong winds/storm overnight, and today, and for my fear my house will collapse whilst it is clad in scaffolding with the roof half-removed/repaired I balso blame 2legs for my not being able to see William today, due to the bad weather

I'm having one of those days when you can't stay awake. it's his fault.

I'm having one of those days, where I am so* so* tired, yet can't fall asleep

I blame 2legs for the approach of the cheese hour combined with the bacon hour #cheesehour #baconhour

I also blame 2legs for twitter hashtags escaping #bondageprincess

I also blame 2legs for my continued excitement at the imminant arrival of my new leather corset

I blame 2legs for tiredness, too much w*rk at w*rk and my empty mug

I blame 2legs for my getting into bed at 2.15.... still being awake at gone 5.30... and being woken by builders/roofers at circa 8 AM I also blame 2legs for the not working, and for the difficulity of trying to properly lace myself into my corset whilst I'm half a asleep