h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs that the keys were found somewhere that had been searched at least 3 times each by both Tom and I

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I blame 2legs for the end of my very interrrupted holiday vacation.

He is also to blame for my insomnia, or at least to certain exztent.

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I blame 2legs for my overly long sleep last night being nearly as bad as my useual not sleeping

I blame 2legts for my needing more flavours of body lotion/butter in my collection

I blame 2legs for long boooring train ride. I'm a only halfway and the train is already half an hour late. A 3,5 hr journey taking at least 4 hrs

I also blame 2legs for the absence of And him not distracting me

I blame 2legs for my being out last night, and for the consequent soreness and hangover, and for my consequently being up late, and now having to go out to do shopping

I blame 2legs for hunger and him not being here making my dinner.

I blame 2legs for my not having been there, to cook and feed you
I also blame 2legs for the pierogi, mushroom, sausage and cheese I just had for dinner

I blame 2legs for earache and sudden urges for

I blame 2legs for being cooped up in an aircraft cabin for nearly five hours with a distressed, screaming toddler within earshot.

I balme 2legs for the body butter and shower gel in my gym bag smelling dark .

The scent gives me cravings! ... and I just can't indulge in when I'm at the gym to lose weight...

Of course, there's a lot less sugar in dark chocolate. It's practically a health food...

As far as I'm concerned dark chocolate is a health food, it does so much for your brain that's good.

It's a brain food.

A bit like fish.

But nicer.

I blame 2elgs for the thought of DQ, covered in dark smelling body butter and cream/gel giving me cravings of ... an altogether differnt nature....
I also blame 2legs for the bar of chocloate currently sitting next to me on the bed!

I blame 2legs for putting any tempting thoughts into my head.

Particularly involving Bacon.

I blame 2legs for Lanzababy invoking the idea of baconwrapped

That must just be

I blame 2legs for Lanza, and DQ, combined, giving me the thought of a Dom/Domme wrapped in choc and bacon, and for my indescision over whether that is just a really revolting idea or... not

I also blame 2legs for William's collar having me in headspace perminantly, and this being very distracting, and oh, err, what was I saying?

Either or bacon, not both at the same time.

I blame 2legs for lack of breakfast and too much .

Just not sausages... or chillies... been there... tried that... which reminds me... I blame 2legs for my having forgotten entirely about my detailed scientific research into 'food-sex' I also blame 2legs for the punishment I'm due... in about an hour