h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Slightly wonky would be my guess
I blame 2legs for tiredness and imminant this morning when William arrives

Some of 2legs' spellings would be a bit alarming if they were displayed pictorially!

I blame 2legs for the fact that I was insanely active and productive for a Monday. Which was brilliant, but now I'm knackered.

I also blame 2legs for my being knackered I also blame 2legs for the first 'outing' of my new handcuffs potentially being associated with my current level of tiredness

I blame 2legs for early mornings.

Had to leave for work far too early this morning due to demanded appearence before TPTB. The presentation went well and I was back at my office around ten.

Now after having lunch, I'd like to

Can I join you for just as soon as I've had breakfast/lunch I blame 2legs for dredful night's sleep

I also blame 2legs for people who shower with nice smelling/tasting 'things', and then live too far away ....

I blame 2legs for tiredness and complicated rotation schedules.

I blame 2legs for butter.... and for the h2g2 meet next year in Manchester

I blame 2legs that I scalded my hand on the tea kettle and now have a huge blister.

Also for the difficulties involved in catching a black horse at night in a large field in a rainstorm with gale force winds...

I blame 2legs for thinking "If you left the on in the first place, you'd never have had to catch him!"

I blame 2legs for my now having a song stuck in my head, with the words;

"I see a black horse and I want to paint it white"
"I paint a black horse, to see it in the night"

I also blame 2legs for people teasing me, erotically and suggestivly through direct-messages on twitter I furthermore blame 2legs for the £30 I spent on cheese today

I blame 2legs for half cold , icy pavements and rain.

It should definitely not rain in mid-December her in the Far North.

I blame 2legs for my bulldog-clip style 'jaw' nipple clamps still being too* 'nippy'/strong to wear for long.

I also blame 2legs for the difficulity of finding a proprietrix of a good whipping hand who's in posettion of a bullwhip...

I blame 2legs for the revival of the term 'too much information'.

PP.

I blame 2legs for the constant presence of TMI

I also blame 2legs for these little cakes, which are so tasty... but way* too small

I blame 2legs for long distance patients being delayed and thus making my work schedule for today totally messed up.

The I don't know if 2legs or global warming is to blame for the rain in december.

2legs is to blame for global warming, ergo, the rain is also down to him.

PP.

If the rain is down to him, is it also up to him? And does this constitute a flood warning?

I blame 2legs for my never having been refered to as a 'floord warning'...... until now I blame 2legs for how long it took to make sausage rolls, and my now being annoyed I didn't make three or four times as many, as it'd hardly have taken any longer

I blame 2legs for heliotrope things.