h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for all his promises...

me too

I also blame 2legs for the two minced pies I just ate .... really neded soem double cream to go with them

I blame 2legs for 2legs.

Oh. no. I fear the complex pysics of the last blame may have caused perminant damage in the fabric of space time. Either that, or it has created some kind of temporal spatial mobious strip type affect, leading, in effect, to a symultainiously continual and yet non-existance cycle, rendered physical as some kind of perpetual motion point, both physically and temporally across the entirity of space-time

Now... whatever that means, its gotta* be bad.... for which I blame 2legs

I blame 2legs for all the naughty stuff I just bought from a NSFW site

I blame 2legs for my envy at having seen your message on twitter regarding all the stuff you bought I also blame 2legs for my not being there, to err... help you test it, when it arrives...

I blame 2legs for not being in the Lair subjected to certain NSFW activities...

Furthermore I blame him for the mild and stormy weather in the Icy North making it anything but icy and snowy at the moment.

I blame 2legs for excel sheets.

I blame 2legs for my not knowing what NSFW means
*thinks*

I blame 2legs for the new handcuffs I bought last night... and for their not having arrived yet
I also blame 2legs for the problem of getitng a decent fitting/hanging dress for a male and for the spelt bread rolls I'm making

I blame 2legs for not knowing that NSFW means Not Safe For Work.

I also blame him for the long meeting that I had to endure this afternoon, and for the lack of food in the Lair.

I must finish w*rk ASAP, and take my backpack and walk to the grocer's or Í must compete with the Lair trio for their kibble.

I blame 2legs for my not being able to bring you some of the fresh baked Spelt-bread rolls I made today, with butter, cheese and ham to accompany them... Who knows... if I were able to do so, I might recieve some NSFW activities as a 'thankyou'.... or punishment... depending what you thought of the rols ham and cheese

I blame 2legs for my new handcufs having not arrived yet, even though I now have an oppertunity to 'test them', on Monday

I do hope they turn up tomorrow

I blame 2legs for the mental (perhaps in both sense of the word), image I have, of myself... in my new dress... against my now favorite in the whole world, wall, (the kitchen one), with William... maybe in my corsett too... damnit... I blame 2legs for mental images that will distract for an entire weekend

But... I mainly blame 2legs for the five spelt bread rolls which stuck to the baking tray, and so didn't come off the trays nicely, and arn't as good as they should have been (I've made them for William and I, for Christmas) at least eight or so were good enough to freezer for Christmas... the others will taste fine (and did that I tried one already), so they'll certianly get eaten

I blame 2 legs for ruining the mental health of some poor barman who keeps getting anonymous parcels containing foot clothing.

The poor recipient is probably developing some weird foot clothing fetish / phobia / complex and lives in fear of being attacked from the sky by the 'Monty Python Foot'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1BKtrG7qxQ

(But who am I to judge. For years, I have been sneaking the occasional gnome onto a friend's doorstep late at night. He's NEVER mentioned it and I'm certain he doesn't know it's me. I suspect he thinks it is one of his children's friends).

PP.

I blame 2legs for the lack of any proper winter weather such as snow and frost but not at the same time.

I blame 2legs for my inexplicible urge, to buy gnomes, now, and leave them at my local pub (the one, where the now sock-recieving now landarlord, used to be the bar-man)

Oh... I blame 2legs for the gnomary at buckingham (sp?) a delight on teh rail network, which never fails to perplex or delight... or confuse

I blame 2legs for pierogi fried in bacon fat, with strips of bacon, mushrooms and onion, and smothered in cheese

I also blame 2legs for the continueing non-arrival of my new handcuffs, and the very... suggestive TXT I jsut recieved

I blame 2legs for very sore knees caused by s, and for how wrong that sounds.

Also for Royal Mail trying to charge me 60 quid to post a parcel to Germany!

I get that* problem with my knees too.... sometimes....

I got charged £1 by royal mail, so I could pay a £0.09 (9 pence) fee. seriously... a one pound handling charge, to let me pay the extra 9 pence worth of 'postage' the letter didn't have... I blame 2legs for tiredness, and indescisions regarding supper

I blame 2legs for the bag of salted nuts I accidently bought while shopping groceries. Now I'm thirsty!

I blame 2legs for waterproof things that turn out not to be waterproof

And for my needing to get ready to go out... in a rush

I blame 2legs for the bludding audience bludding clapping on Strictly.

And there can never be any forgiveness for that.

PP.

I blame 2legs for his ability to find up new smilies. After we got and now there's

Wonder how the last one will look?