h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs that there was no bacon to be bought yesterday in my supermarket.

About 40 types of chorizo and hams etc, but no bacon. (they sometimes have it in the freezer with the expat British stuff)

I blame 2legs for the total absence of and of in the Lair.

I also blame 2legs for the total lack of choc and for teh vast amount of cheese I ate this afternoon

I blame 2legs for the lack of sleepyness.

He should really be here, singing me lullabies.

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I blame 2legs and KB for noodles

Lullabys? sure there might not be some other way I could... help you fall asleep?

mmmm noodles! ; I blame 2legs for that very same thread reminding me of noodles; to the extent I looked in my cupboard... and found some... that had been there so* long they'd just about crumbled to dust I also blame 2legs for the other few items, this encouraged me to discover in the same cupboard, and put in the bin... so wasteful

I blame 2legs for erotic books, erotic E-mails, and erotic DMs.... and erotic thoughts... I'm sure I could do something more useful with my brain if the majority wasn't constantly being distracted

But. and most of all. . . I blame 2legs for there being no choc in the house, again!

Who sings that bloody song that goes

"Hey, brother
There's a [blah blah blah] to rediscover..."

Because it is being played *everywhere* I go these days, and I can't get it out of my head. For which I blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for my not knowing what song that is I also blame 2legs for my being totally out of touch with music of hte past err, decade or so, due to my not listening to music radio stations I also blame 2legs for my not being able to decide whether to go to bed, read more first, or... something

I blame 2legs for the leather dog lead/leash, William and I bought today
I also blame 2legs for hangovers, and coffee that isn't as good or as strong as it should* be...

I blame 2legs for people having to work night shifts while I work days.

I blame 2legs for absentmindedness and for twitter being boring without his presence.

I blame 2legs for temperatures going up and down and up and down and me feeling like I sit in a roundabout and often having serious headaches.

I blame 2legs for the ridiculously expensive beans I bought on my way to w*rk. 79SEK for 250 g!!! Which is about four times as much as I usually pay for organic at my co-op.

This one better be good..

I'm going to blame 2legs for night shifts again. When one partner works nights and one partner works days, it can be a bit like having a long-distance relationship in the same town.

Being apart isn't always easy

I blame 2legs for the expensive coffee beans I bought, a week or two back, not being as good as I recall.... at least they were on special... I miss my coffee bean shop, in town which closed Especially as a trip to it, was a weekly pilgrimage for William and I to both replenshish our supply and feed our cafine addiction.

I blame 2legs for the 750Grams of ground coffee, William and I drank, from, Monday, until this moring

I also blame 2legs for the prison created by scaffolding, taht my house seems to have become, whilst I was away for the week

I blame 2legs for suddenly discovering I'm preferring tea to coffee. How bizarre is that?

Also, that the private Indian cookery class I went to yesterday morning, which ended with lunch gave me incredible indigestion.

Tea *is* far better than coffee

The thing about coffee is that it smells really good, but it just doesn't taste like that.

I blame 2legs that I can't function without coffee, and for the coffee shop I use, which closed, being my only local source of small leaf asan

I also blame 2legs for fried duck eggs on toast, with butter, for the maze of scaffolding I just went though to get to the shop next door, and for the massive load of towels, currently washing in the washing machine

I blame 2legs for suggestive twitter DMs; the piece of fudge and peanut cake I just had with my new ridiculously - but well-tasting - expensive and fighting Lair Cats.