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What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 28, 2014
I blame 2legs for how drinkable the beer was last night... and how aweful I now feel today
Queeglesproggit!
What can we blame 2legs for?
I blame 2legs for him not understanding he needs a firm hand and that he ought to drink instead of alcoholic beverages.
What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 30, 2014
tonsil stones? I'll regret it if I google that won't I?
I blame 2legs for loverly warm sunny days, giving way to rapidly cooling down evenings I also blame 2legs for no one being here today, to give me a flogging with the new flogger... it looks so lonley... hanging up, next to my leash, and the torse, and the strap, and the cane, and... I blame 2legs... for lack of concentration and my inability to even start reading a book
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Mar 30, 2014
I blame 2legs for last weekend - I did so much fencing I have blisters on my hands. Also got to try throwing knives for the first time
What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 30, 2014
Knife throwing?! *no. bad thoughts. go away. no. bad thoughts... that really woudln't work ...*
I blame 2legs for inappropiate thoughts
What can we blame 2legs for?
Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Mar 31, 2014
I blame 2legs for daylight saving. What are we saving for anyhow? And when will we get it back? And at what interest rate?
I hate it.
What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 3, 2014
I blame 2legs for my randomly, unintentionally drifting off into headspace, whilst making lunch
I also blame 2legs for the smell of bread, comin gfrom my kitchen
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pailaway - (an utterly gratuitous link in the evolutionary chain) Posted Apr 4, 2014
I blame 2legs for the smell of bread not coming from my kitchen and the fact that I'd actually have to bake bread if I wanted it to.
What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 7, 2014
I blame 2legs for his lodger not being out at work this morning.... and for the potentially noise-creating things that were planned for me today, not being able to be done as the house wasn't empty
I also blame 2legs for the grotty weather out, meaning we couldn't really go for a walk by the river today
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I blame 2legs for bad hair day and bickering- and not in a good way - colleagues.
I doubt one is the consequence of the other.
What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 9, 2014
I blame 2legs for the gorgeous sun outside today, but a somwhat cold wind and for impact err play, and sore breasts, and bottom. I also blame 2legs for what a fabulus bargan this suade leather flogger was
Additionally, I blame 2legs for the seeming healthyness of my grocerys purchased today; cucumber, coleslaw, new potatos, a bottle of milk, halibutt fillets, mackerel fillets, vegetable (mushroom and cabbage), filled pierogi, and sliced edam No chocolate or bacon, or pies in sight... maybe I'm ill or something
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I blame 2legs for updating PCs, hunger and work overload. I WANNA GO HOME
I must be here again in less than 12 hrs, and it would be nice with dinner, some sleep and breakfast before that...
What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 9, 2014
You work too much/long!
I blame 2legs for your not being here, or my not being there, so I could have just cooked extra, of what I had for dinner, for you (Grilled halibut, boiled tasty little new potatos, and coleslaw, cucumber, and lettuce ) (and, furthermore I blame 2legs for the fact, if you were here/me there, I would have an excuss to get the icecream out Seems too much effort for just me; I've hidden it behind all the bread rolls and baguettes in the freezer, and can't muster up the energy to dig the icecream out )
I blame 2legs for my only discovering halibut, the fish, a couple weeks back, and my now believing it to be my favorite tastiests fish ever, Why didn't anyone tell me about it a few decades ago; whilst I lived next to the sea?!
What can we blame 2legs for?
Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Apr 9, 2014
I blame 2legs that the lumpy things in my neck and the back of my head are getting bigger, and very itchy I hope it's just a temporary thing.
What can we blame 2legs for?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 13, 2014
that doesn't sound nice! awww... *reaches for a scapule..... trust me... I'm a scientist
I blame 2legs for the sun not being about the last couple of days, and for my really really really really wanting it back, especially for next week, when I'm at William's, so we can get in some loverly walks out in the proper countryside near where he lives
I also blame 2legs for housework and laundry and there just not being enough coffee, no matter how much I make and drink
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- 18441: Pastey (Mar 27, 2014)
- 18442: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 28, 2014)
- 18443: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Mar 28, 2014)
- 18444: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 28, 2014)
- 18445: loonycat - run out of fizz (Mar 30, 2014)
- 18446: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 30, 2014)
- 18447: Malabarista - now with added pony (Mar 30, 2014)
- 18448: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 30, 2014)
- 18449: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Mar 31, 2014)
- 18450: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Apr 3, 2014)
- 18451: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 3, 2014)
- 18452: pailaway - (an utterly gratuitous link in the evolutionary chain) (Apr 4, 2014)
- 18453: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Apr 7, 2014)
- 18454: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 7, 2014)
- 18455: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Apr 9, 2014)
- 18456: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 9, 2014)
- 18457: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Apr 9, 2014)
- 18458: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 9, 2014)
- 18459: Malabarista - now with added pony (Apr 9, 2014)
- 18460: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Apr 13, 2014)
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