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What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18481

Ace Trainer Josh

I blame 2legs for the absence of the cox n crendor podcast


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18482

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I blame 2legs for tiredness smiley - sleepy soreness smiley - bruised and for the idiot I'm expecting to turn up to ask me questions from a stupid questionaire smiley - shrug


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18483

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

I blame 2legs not being around so that I could coause some more soreness...

smiley - dragon


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18484

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I blame 2legs for my feeling so sappy today.... sitting here with the suade flogger next to me, just letting my mind float free, and really rather wishing DQ was here too, to add to the soreness.... a lot smiley - blushsmiley - droolsmiley - blushsmiley - handcuffs

I Also blame 2legs for my healthy breakfast/brunch/lunch; 1/3 of a large black pudding, sliced, and fried in butter and oil, with 2 eggs, scrambled, and a homemade baguette sliced, toasted and with butter smiley - drool hmm. I blame 2legs for the amount of salad I'll have to try eat tonight to balance out the healthy brunch smiley - snorksmiley - blush


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18485

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

I (and most definitely Tom!) blame 2legs that it *does* matter, very much, which way you coil the spring when you're replacing it into a recoil spring starter assembly. This whole ordeal was just supposed to be replacing a broken cord! But then the spring popped out...


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18486

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - doh My old digital scales were unfixible due to a spring rleated issue smiley - grr so damn fiddly and small... smiley - blush

I blame 2legs for tiredness, no tiredness, and then tiredness that isn't the tiredness to let me sleep sort of tiredness, but isnt awake enough tiredness to let me concentrate to read smiley - dohsmiley - sleepysmiley - flusteredsmiley - alienfrown


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18487

KB

I blame 2legs that I haven't had dinner yet because I can't make my mind up what to put on this pizza.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18488

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

cheese. cheese. cheese. cheese. cheese. cheese. cheese. cheese. and cheese. plus meat, if you like that kind of thing. and mushrooms, and onion, csome chillies, of course, and cheese, plus a little extra cheese, Bacon and mushroom with some sweetcorn always works well, but, then again, so does chicken and sweetcorn with mushroom, or sweet chilli kinda thing, with chicken n chillies... or cheese. can't go wrong with cheese.

I blame 2legs for my having a healthy salad tonight. with cheese smiley - laughsmiley - cheesesmiley - drool


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18489

Pastey

I blame 2legs for me coming up with a great sci-fi story idea, but not being able to properly start on it until I finish a month of short stories, and the third book in my Endangered Creatures series smiley - erm


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18490

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

I blame 2legs that he forgot to suggest cheese for the pizza smiley - tongueout And that I forgot to update everyone on the generator (whether they're interested or not)--it works!


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18491

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - boing (about the generator, hurrah!) smiley - boing

I'm always forgetting about cheese. I always have forgotten about cheese. I even recall people remarking how often I forgot about cheese, when I were but a young girl, leaping from tree to tree, swimming down the mighty river Ooze, as a young pupil at the Suffolk school for for forgetful girls; of course, I was meant to be at the nearby school for forgetful boys, but I never could remember that either. Oh how I recall parent evenings, the damming reports from my headmaster and teachers, and how again and time again, they'd make such simular comments;
"must try harder to remember his cheese" (mathmatics teacher)
"If only 2legs could remember his cheese, and concentrate, and occasionally attend the correct school, I am sure his grades would rise", (woodwork/CDT)
"He needs to concentrate on remembering his cheese next term" ( headmaster),
and, most damming of all;
"2legs needs to realise, that he's not meant to be attending the girls school, and must remember to concentrate on his cheese, during lessons" (Dance, drama, art and flower arranging master).

Of course, by teh time I went to university, I'd made up for hwat my mind failed in, in terms of remembering cheese, by the fine coat I wore; which was constructed so as to be a cheese storage device, never again would I forget my cheese, well, not for the first two months, at University, after which time, I'd eaten it all, and just kept forgetting to refill my coat with more cheese. smiley - cheese

I blame 2legs for fact and fiction soemtimes being so confusing to differientiate smiley - zensmiley - silly


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18492

Reality Manipulator

I blame 2Legs, for me always getting colds, sore throats, blocked sinuses, and forever blowing my nose. I am blame 2Legs for my lack of appetite and energy and for having ear worm with a song by an unknown singer singing I don't know what's right or wrong sung in a melancholy fashion in a continuous loop.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18493

KB

I blame 32legs for my having made a ginger cake, which I seem to have eaten half of, and my being tempted to eat the other half. And the cake wasn't even for me. smiley - flustered


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18494

KB

...I also blame 2legs for all the faults of 32legs. smiley - winkeye


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18495

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I blame 2legs for stuff, and things, and tiredness smiley - sleepy


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18496

loonycat - run out of fizz

I blame 2legs for feeling so irritable I could explode smiley - grrsmiley - monster

I'll go mow the lawn and deal with aphids instead!smiley - ant


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18497

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I blame 2legs for the present I bought for William... and the worrying amount of eagerness he seems to have for 'testing it out'... on me smiley - blushsmiley - bruisedsmiley - drool I also blame 2legs for really cool looking leather braided canes smiley - drool and for my nearly just falling off my chair, on hearing the sound of, unless I'm very much mistaken, my lodger doing his washing up, for like the first time in... err, since I retuned home after Easter smiley - huhsmiley - grrsmiley - zensmiley - wowsmiley - grovelsmiley - dohsmiley - alienfrown


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18498

KB

smiley - laugh Is it purely coincidental, that the minute you buy a braided leather arse-cane he runs to the sink and starts doing his washing up? smiley - whistle


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18499

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - laugh I do, on the whole, keep such things hidden away in my bedroom, so the lodger doesn't see them... smiley - laughsmiley - handcuffs really... he'd just not have the imagination to 'understand'... smiley - snork Well, maybe even lodger realised this time, that he did really have a pile next to the sink and on top of the cooker, sufficient to make it impossible for me to use the kitchen smiley - grr I blame 2legs for inconsiderate people with no imagination smiley - laugh and for my getting distracted.... smiley - run


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 18500

KB

I blame 2legs for the portion sizes in my favourite Chinese place. The food is top quality, but they don't really need to give so much. For the first time ever, I finished it all. I think I'll need to go away and sleep for a fortnight while I digest it all. smiley - puff


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