h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for me being unable to get this human model (the computer kind of modelling, not the real kind) to do what I want it to.

I blame 2legs for my body now thinking 4.30 AM is a perfectly acceptible waking up time, after going to bed at about midnight for three days on a row... Not helpful, especially when William's been here

I blame 2legs for cats, slow internet and aching hand.

But you are* back home?! Hope it heels up soon... naughty cat...

I blame 2legs for how boared I feel.... tonight, after several loverly days spent with William, and being able to cook and look after him whilst he was at mine, and go for lots of loverly walks out in the nice weather and, other things

I also blame 2legs for how long its taking for my down pillows and duvet to dry, after rather randomly deciding when William left, that I was kinda... fidgity and so I went though and did a load of housework and cleaning and sweeping and hoovering, and laundry and washed the duvet and pillows, and hoovered, and swept and dusted, and cleaned the windows and stuff

I blame 2legs for grafitti: http://twitter.com/cearuilinh/status/469225187981160449

I blame 2legs for hangovers... tiredness.... and my needing to go to the shop soon

I blame 2legs for insomnia and underfunctioning finger joints

I also blame him for my inability to remember codes for seldom used smileys.

I blame 2legs for impaired mobility in my right index finger.

Leopardess bit me there 2 weeks ago, and the subsequent bandaging and cast have made the joint very stiff and painful.

I know the feeling, DQ - I broke the joint capsule in my right index finger almost ten years ago (yikes!), and I still don't type with that finger, because I got so used to not using it. For which I blame 2legs, naturally.

Hope you're on the mend, though!

I blame 2legs for cute people.

I blame 2legs for subspace, headspace, blissyness and my discovering a totally new thing, that I didn't know existed, called 'Sleep', or 'sleeping'.

I also blame 2legs for melatonin tablets which will run out before long and my not getting a reapeat prescription until after the blood test Monday, and seeing the GP a week or so later

I could get used to being able to sleep at night, and being able to be awake during the day and alert, and able to hink and concentratie...

I blame 2legs for the increasingly dangerous aray of ... items, hanging from the ... err. toy rack in my bedroom

I blame 2legs for obscene eating of sausages in the four poster bed.

I blame 2legs for making me read an old thread which reminded me of the Tony Curtii.

I blame 2legs for my not being in the four poster bed anymore
I also blame 2legs for peristalsis

I blame 2legs for my not waking up, in a four-poster bed. and for there being no room service here, to call down for my breakfast.
I also blame 2legs for my strange desire, for pineapple juice and... I blame 2legs for the abscence of soemthing else in my bed this morning

I blame 2legs for empty fridge, stuffed still to be unpacked suitcase and backpack as well as the appearent lack of subs in the Lair.

I blame 2legs, for my not having been there... and tidied, and prepared the lair for you, and got a gift ready for your arrival home........ if a sub can be termed a gift...

I blame 2legs for the continueing heat today and for laundry not yet being done

I blame 2legs for unpacking and repacking bags, hunger and fighting cats.

I blame 2legs for people who legally obtain rubber duckies! and for my having just eaten diced, fried chicken, with boiled (then fried), Ruskia Pierogi, (fried in a wee bit of olive oil), served up, then covered in Polish Gudar, and some lightly cooked really sweet, sweet corn

I blame 2legs for cold weather and susequent cold feet. He should have prevented me from being barefeet in sandals today.