h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the lack of blames too.... I also blame 2legs for stupid updates on the PC that won't install and stupid lefover files from uninstalls that won't let me delte them

I blame 2legs for the size of the menu in the local Chinese place. It takes so long to decide what you want that you're nearly dead with the hunger by the time you order.

Definitely a first world problem if ever there was one...

Wah!!! I blame him for the fact that they close at 11.30 and it's 11.28 now. Better run!

I blame 2legs for hunger and tiredness. He should be here and feed me and tuck me in.

I blame 2legs for my not being there, to cook and feed you.. and... do any other dutys as required of a purple-collared sub

I also blame 2legs for it being so damn hot here! and for the complexities of air travel, and what items one can and can't put in hand baggage

I blame 2legs for it being 9.40 AM... and already starting to get too hot... and, I further blame 2legs for my procrastinating over the idea to cook up a tray of chicken breasts, and sausages, now, before it gets way way way too hot, in order to have a bunch of ready cooked food, for the rest of teh week/weekend

I blame 2legs that I have a skype interview tomorrow, which means I need to tidy up at least one side of my bedroom (preferably the bit with the bookshelf, to make me look all intellectural ) and find a clean blouse.

I also blame 2legs for making me misspell "intellectual", which just makes me look stupid.

really?: so, if I mispel stpuid, do I look intelekatual? HOpe the interview goes well... I did most of my job skype interviews barely dressed.... but they were only on voice, not with camras

I blame 2legs for my not having had a job interview for ages, and my seemingly now being a 'kept boy'

I also blame 2legs for it being too hot today... and only just starting to cool a bit

I blame 2legs for it being hot over night... my having to have the window open, in order to sleep, and the consequent noise that woke me circa 7 AM... I furthermore blame 2legs for my efficiency since waking, in both making coffee, and doing other useual morning things, plus boiling up a massive pan of new potatos, now, whilst its less hot and humid, so I've got food to eat for several days, without need to cook in the evening

I blame 2Legs for my lack of mutant powers and that I have not turned into an alien, nor have I able to recreate a perfect world where 50 percent of the worlds population have the magical powers as portrayed in Harry Potter. 25 percent of the world's population will be governed by the Ainur, Vala, Maia, and the other races who inhabit Arda will be times taller than J R R Tolkien portrayed them and they will be able to perform powerful magic; including the Hobbits of the Shires and Bree Town. 5 percent of the world will be inhabited by people with all kinds of superpowers which also include alien visitors from the Marvel universe, all this should have happened by now according to all the websites about the Mayan prophecies. Sadly all of this has not happened and top of it I feel very hot and tired due to the heat.

and mutual and at the heat today; horrible isn't it?

I blame 2legs for my not being able to get the keyboard to work externally i via the OTG cable, on my phone, and for teh heat that is stopping me thinking about the problem/solution in a clear headed way.

I also blame 2legs for teh package/parcel that arrived this mornig... and my potentially haveing gone a bit OTT on how many condoms I bought eitehr that ... or just overly-optamistic

but... mainly I lbame 2legs for the heat, and the non-arriving thunderstorm

I blame 2legs for polyamory, polyarmoury, pollyamory, rolypolyamory, rolypoly pudding, and spotted dick.

Also for posting in the wrong thread by mistake.

I also blame 2legs for polyamory and for polymogamy and for my having two sub collars

I also blame 2legs for somehow making me transfer money, into Swedish SEK, and transfer via paypal, without screwing it up I also blame 2legs that it was far far far too hot for me to make any sense of what charges this accrued I blame 2legs for the heat... and it being too humid, and too hot, and all drippy... and for my not having gone to the shop earlier, when it were a bit cooler I don't know if I can face putting shoes on

I blame 2legs for the uncanny heat tormenting the Icy North presently.

I'm melting...

Hope it cools down by next month

I blame 2legs for the unusual heat here, in the UK too

I also blame 2legs for teh dangerous unforeseen consequences of my sleeping, such as ingenious thoughts on unique leather flogger construction which enables the inclusion of more tails/falls than otterwise possible on the more typical designs I've seen

I also blame 2legs for my not having any leather about with which to test out this idea ..... which is probably lucky really...

I also blame 2legs for my seeming to have fallen into a sleeping patturn which involves me waking up really early

I blame 2legs for the smell of the Chinese place up the street. It's impossible to resist!

I blame 2legs for the heat wave...

I was just about to point that out, Mal, but you beat me to it? (I blame 2legs for my fun being spoiled)

I blame 2 nlegs that I haven't been able to get out into the said heatwave.
I also blame 2legs for the plethora of adverst tha are appearing on every web page I open (Ads by Websteroids, saveron, etc. Any one know how to gewt rid of 'em?)