h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the amount of sausages I just had for lunch... and how quickly I ate them

I blame 2legs for unforeseen side-afects of being able to sleep... like having an apertite again and my skin just 'being better', and other physiological things who needs drugs when one can sleep

I blame 2legs for the psoriasis type skin disorder on my feet and legs and the extreme itchiness I get on my feet, legs and hands which was caused by anxiety and stress at not being able to understand manual instructions, not being able to get a gardener to do my garden, been trying for over a month and its very over grown. Stressed out about my cat Simba tearing at the porch's wallpaper and trying to find someone to wallpaper it as I have never done wallpapering before and I can't cut paper straight, not even with scissors or the use of a ruler. I blame 2 legs for the long wait for next series of Agents of SHIELD and for the new series of Doctor Who . I also blaming 2Legs for having about the Marvel character Loki (as in the films) and finding out that I am his daughter.

that should be: I blame 2legs for having constant dreams about the Marvel film character Loki where I find that I am his daughter and chaperoned everywhere by the Jotun Frost Giants.

I blame 2legs for the main 'nature' of my tip away this weekend

I blame 2lgs for my favourite sub being too far away, an aching hand and the early start of the day tomorrow due to a business related day trip

I blame 2legs for and my need to stay in bed due to that.

I blame 2legs for tripping up my horse as he was in full canter, causing both me and him to fall down face-first in the dirt - we left quite a skid mark in the arena!

I blame 2legs for my Dom being at work, and for my Domme living too far away..

I blame 2legs for me being able to "feel" my breathing in my ear. It's driving me mad!

I also blame 2legs for job hunting. Don't they know they want me, without an interview? :P

I blame 2legs for my now not being near either my Dom, or Domme wanna cuddle now!

I also blame 2legs for the tiny little package, I found, that had been dilivered in my abscence from my house, over the past week and... err a while... and for the package containing A silver bell nipple chain Can't wait to try it on..... and then be able to walk about making tiny tinkly little silver-bell noises wherever I go I also blame 2legs for the terrific noise of traffic outside, and of children, having just left the school... and for this ruining any idea I might have of taking a restoritive nap hmm.... talking of restorative things... I probably oughta wait a few days, before trying on the silver bell nipple chain I also blame 2legs for how utterly disgusting the air is, here, having returned into the f dirty smelly city, from various more-or-less countryside locations wehre I've been the past week or so

Did you have to pay customs fees on it?
And I blame 2legs for slightly messing up a job application.

NO they passed through unnoticed!; just a little tiny jiffy bag sitting on the sofa, but, soon as I picked it up... I heard the tiny bells tinkling inside, and knew what It was! theyu're really tiny, and light, so wouldn't perhaps have been noticed, and... they're tinkling little bells... whereever I walk now aww. they're so* cute BoB.... I'm such* a girl sometimes but... aww... theyre so* cute

I blame 2legs for my getting excited about the silliest... or strangest things, soemtimes

You take one day off from this sheethole, and when you come back your head's melted. I blame 2legs!

I blame 2legs for my now having music wherever I go... or, at least, the sound of tiny little silver bells jingling and jangling and tinkling lightly

I blame 2legs, also, for my indescision, as to whether I should give myself a pedicur, shave my legs, or get the broom out, and sweep upstiars, and the kitchen, and then run the h hoover about a bit I know which I should* do... first... if I sweep then hoover... I may still get round to the pedicur etc

I blame 2legs for the apparent lack of collars to fasten my leash in.

I blame 2legs that geographical distances prevent myself from being able to p present myself to be leashed whilst wearing a gorgeous purple collar

I blame 2legs for the depths of depravity that my err... 'fetish list' on fetlife pertains too and for fetlife getting in the way of my making breakfast

I blame 2legs for the fish stall not having any dressed Chromer Crab left, and my having to buy cod and tuna instead I also blame 2legs for it being too hot, and my having woke far too early today, and for my possibly having to go out and drink beer tonight I also blame 2legs for my nipples being sore... though... actually I think that's probably the nipple chain/bell's fault

I blame 2legs for aching hands and too much to do at work. Never seems to end...

I blame 2legs for DQs aching hands and for my not being there to help..... in some way...

I also blame 2legs for lazy, pointless days, where nothing gets done, adn which makes a lethergy set in for no particular reason <sleepy. oh, and ofr it being too warm today.... and I also blame 2legs for my having to go out tonight

I blame 2legs for the lack of blames recently.