h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my sudden compulsion to have a what must have been, quite seriously healthy evening meal... of lettuce, cucumber, coleslaw, a tiny bit of cheese, and tuna I blame 2legs also, for this possibly being a subconscious consequence of the vast amoutn of black pudding I had for lunch/breakfast/brunch I also blame 2legs for the total cuteness affect achieved earlier, when I put Sir's collar onto my teddy bear/rabbit doll.., when I took it off so I could shower awwwww... the wabbit looks so cute in the collar

I blame 2legs, TRiG, and a tree for the rather large bruise on my leg.

Awww poor tree, is it alright?

I blame 2legs for the loverly walk by the river in the sunshine with William and, I also blame 2legs for the obscene amoutn of chocolate I bought today

I blame 2legs for my son being sick upstairs. Only, I don't think it's a hangover but a tummy bug.
I blame 2legs for clients still not getting their act together and replying to mails so we can sign off and close the project.

I blame 2Legs for the strange mutating bug that's kept me off work all week feeling variously dizzy, achy, sick, tired and generally bleugh . Bored with this now. Please lift the lurgy curse you've cast on me 2Legs.

I blame 2legs for my getting into bed, to sleep, at 2 AM. My still being awake at 4 AM, and my then waking up at 8 AM. I've not had more than 3 to 5 hours sleep, in one go, now since... since I can't reemember.... years ago possibly feel so tired now... like I could nap... but I know it'd not sleep even if I tried

I blame 2legs that I had to blame someone else for something on another website

Last sentence on this post: http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/25/california-northern/48790#post_13463619

I blame 2legs for Trig and Mal doing stuff involving trees and injuries, and my not being there!

and, for their not being video evidence of the aquiring of afore mentioned injurys, for the rest of us to giggle and laugh at

I blame 2legs for my needing to buy a new hammer today, despite my tool box containing three hammers, only one of which I have ever used

I blame 2legs for the job interview that took me to TRiG's area, which turned out to be misadvertised because they weren't intending to pay me!

Also for my legs still being bruised, which didn't help when Black Numpty decided he had too much energy today.

I blame 2legs for the 600 Morris men and women, outside. seriously.

I blame 2Legs for a very noisy low flying helicopter disturbing my sleep last night.

I blame 2legs for my not being able to sleep even four last hours last night, for disturbing mys sleep

I blame 2legs for supper indecision, about what to have, but also about whether the rules allow for two suppers tonight...

I blame 2legs for the rules, and their inability to be tied down #theRules I also balme 2elgs for tiredness and for brain malfunctions

I blame 2legs for earworms.

You picked a fine time to leave me Luciiiille...

I also blame 2legs for the crop in the field.

I blame 2legs for the loverly bright, hot sunshine today... and for being able to sit out again... on the bench... and... I also blame 2letgs for the wall in my kitchen... and for the choclate i just ate

I blame 2legs for the tweets, from people in the same town as me, saying how 'bright and sunny' it is here, yet there ain't no sun reaching my house yet

I also blame 2legs for early nights which result in over-early waking up, and for my body's consequent thinking it should be midday, and time for lunch already, despite it just being a couple of minutes after 10 AM

I blame 2legs fir next door's music. It only has one note, and still manages to sound out of tune.

I blame 2legs for too much noise on a Sunday morning and the blighters that ate my sweetpeas