h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for tiny bags for storing sleeping bags.

I blame 2legs for very nearly getting egg yolk all over myself when the sausage and egg roll I had for breakfast proved runnier than expected.

Don't you just hate it, when you loose egg-yolk -- my rolls I make sometimes, are especially designed to be the exact shape necessary to contain an egg, and prevent its contents being easily lost

I blame 2legs for the confusing Email from Alumni at my first university, confusing me, over what degree I have... that 'title' really doesn't ring any bells in my mind perhaps I was more drunk than I recall, when an undergrad.... environmental toxacology... no... can't recall anything like that

I blame 2Legs for not being able to softly boil an egg, as every egg I boil turns out hard boiled.

i useually manage! trickier working it out right, though, with duck eggs.... get the boil at a good boiling roll, to start with, then start timing immediately* as it goes in; have bowl of cold water ready, so egg can be plunged in, staright after boiling, and so cooking stops quicker...

I blame 2legs for tiredness and my inability to sleep

I blame 2legs for Twitter boredness.

I blame 2legs for morning sickness.

poor darling!

It will get better, eventually..

I blame 2legs for having to try and explain being married and polyamorous to someone who sees the world in strict logical/binary/black-and-white terms.

I blame 2legs for single minded people.




I know the feeling... not that I'm married...

... then add the BDSM aspect to that...

Sometime I just cave in and introduce my collared sub as a "friend" - which he of course is - but not just only..

Gay Village in Manchester is the only place I've walked him in a leash without everyone around freaking out..

I blame 2legs for Channel 4 not releasing an air date of season 2 of Agents of SHIELD and for Loki not appearing on the show.

"then add the BDSM aspect to that..."

Yeah, I just figure at this point it's easier to leave that bit out!

Ah - give them a good spanking

I blame 2legs for unprofessional teachers who just walk out on a class of kids, leading to a scramble for substitute teachers, and a bigger scramble to find someone to hire permanently.

I blame 2legs för stiff legs, muscle ache and hoarseness. He should have kept me fit for going to concerts, dancing and singing.

But it's totally worth it for seeing/listening to S.P.O.C.K. live.

I blame 2legs for how good it feels, being walked on leash and collar.... and sod what anyone else might think... or not

I also blame 2legs for the inperceptible rise of triangularism in my twitter timeline and RL too... for an utterly unfathonable reasons
I blame 2legs for the complexity.... that polyamry can introduce to ones life... but... for the ... numerous benifits it can also bring
Hmmm... triangular food and BDSM and polyamry... and people say I've a one track mind... for which I blame... 2legs

I blame 2legs for always mislaying my rolls of sellotape which I always find when I don't want it and can't find it when I want it. I also blame 2legs for the cold that I have got and for not being able to understand my cat Simba's meows and purrs.

I blame 2legs for accidential snorting of hot chilli powder and for it being overly warm, again... and for lack of sleep... and for lack of clear thinking... and for geographical distances getting in the way of... things... and for my lack of clarity of descisions

I blame 2legs for on purpose snorting of hot chili powder. and for extreme pain. and iminant punishment for having done so I'm dangerous when left to my own bad descisions... ouch.

I blame2legs for me not being able to meditate as my mind is overactive as I keep on getting up and talking to my cat Simba or walking off and having a cup of tea/coffee .