h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the £75 I just spent in the bookshop.

I blame 2legs for guide ml, and the fact i dont understand it.

I also blame 2legs for the prices of my bras, maybe 2legs should put in a complaint to Bravissimo on my behalf, as i spent £106.00 on 3-bras/3knickers the other day.

I also blame 2legs for me having huge bazzookas

I blame 2legs for Bra-envy. I really need a new bra but cant afford one

I blame 2legs for foot envy, and foot worship, and football and for Slough.

Cutiechops:-- I left you a message on your PS about guide ML if you want a hand with it all I can do that easily a bit later on today once I've finished... done some work

I blame 2legs for Skype kicking me out of the telephone confernce between me, my managed, the guys in Spain, some people up in Bristol et all earlier.... and this meaning I missed out on the end of the conference... whcih I bet was relaly* exciting not

I blame 2legs for the pile of work I just agreed to do and for Emails, Email forums, translation of English to English and the CP a and DM not yet being clean in my head, and that the EGTP is but that I'm now not working on that until we get up to populate it

I blame 2legs that EGTP could be 'Evil Geniuses Transport Protocol' or it might be 'Employers Guide to Training Providers' or even 'Evil Guide to Transporting Providers'

I particularly blame 2legs for my ignorance

I blame 2legs for my aching shoulders that prevent me from going to the aqua training I need to get rid of the ache in my shoulders

I blame 2legs for the stupid credit card company letting me have a credit card. I'll only use it y'know!

I blame 2legs that the ing bank hasn't paid our subs for the TV and now we get threatened we'll have to pay a fine and it wasn't our fault

I blame 2legs for some fabulously rich twits kicking a glorified pig's bladder around a wet patch of grass and expecting us not to think they are just a stupid bunch of tw@ts who can go to hell.

I blame 2legs for my geography being so poo (Is Peru really *there*? Well I never.)

And for the inevitable hammering McClaren is going to get.

Yes McClaren will get a hammering. Never mind he'll get a nice big pay off to soften the blow £££

But I blame 2legs for all old farts.

I blame 2legs for the difficulty in finding a screenreader that will work on teh custom OS on teh EeePC

I blame 2legs for not looking into that *before* buying it...

I blame 2legs for my probably haveing found a screen reader for the OS

I blame 2legs for lots of conflicts and confusions, real and virtual.

And I blame 2legs for humour being a tad culturally specific, even in terms of culture being defined in the widest possible way.

And I blame 2legs for worrying far too much about whether I've upset or hurt someone, even though I've no intention of doing so.

I blame 2legs for feeling a bit irritable again.

Aww I'm sure you'e not offended them unless you intended too....
I blame 2legs for my being tired, and feeling ill, and for my just getting a phone call which means I now have to go out tonight... in about fifteen mins or so

I blame 2legs for the staff christmas do and the fact that I really don't want to go.

I blame 2legs for minibusses, night trains and taxis and the fact that all these things have to be taken into consideration when planning a night out.

I further blame 2legs for emails, people who don't respond to emails and my new habit of compulsively checking my emails.

However, I don't want thim to feel too bad about these things so I have included these disco balls!

I blame 2legs for incompetence and assaults upon my person of said failing in colleagues!

I blame 2legs for my Email checking compulsion being at least seven years old, and having developed so far that I always check Emails on my phone when I'm travelling and that the very idea of being out of Email contactability for more than a couple of hours actually frightens me