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I blame 2legs for slappers' thumb.

go on, enlighten me?

The soreness, occasional blistering and even more occasional skin displacement that one gets after pretending to be Flea a little too vigorously.

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I blame 2legs for making me cry at the end of Deal or No Deal today

, but

As in slap bass playing, nothing pervy.

Oh, THAT sort of slapper I was wondering!

I just get bruised pads still... On my left hand anyway... I keep shredding my knuckles on my right hand. Trying to learn to use a pick!

No! Don't use a pick! Picks are for ponces. Billy Sheehan, Flea, Les Claypool, Jaco Pastorious, Stanley Clarke, Stuart Zender: do they use picks? Not on your nelly.

Mind you, they don't play punk. Pickless punk could hurt somewhat.

I tried pickless punk a couple of weeks back and it REALLY hurt! Eventually I'd like to get a little funky, but we'll see... Something quite Guns n Roses-ey with a hint of dub perhaps...

Methylated spirit rubbed on your fingers pads hardens the skin enabling easier strumming & growing RH thumb nail to use instead of a pick (if you're RHanded!)

that's what we used to do

I blame 2legsw for my being tired, not having done nearly enough work today, and now being forced to go out to the pub and hence round a 'friends'
I blame 2legs for the 'couple of pints' we had with Liftliker

I blame 2legs for the pants parade!

I'm intrigued, were the pants parading or was the parade pants?
It's 2legs' fault that I don't know.

It was a parade. The parade was a parade of the 'pants people'. a bit like the pan people, only with more underwear involved.
I blame 2legs for my knowing that, and my not knowing if it makes sense to anyone asides me I blame 2legs for my being drunk, my only just having ahad dinner, and for the debauched evening I just had
I blame 2legs for feet

I blame 2legs for feet too...

I also blame him for getting roy to suggest I grow a nail... I've bitten my nails since I was weaned, I'm not stopping for guitar! That's what picks are for! And besides, it's still a long way from fingering my G string... And the other strings... This whole strumming thing is frustrating!

I also blame 2legs for Skid Row being 40% sexy as

I blame 2legs for Age of Love and for the fact that I watched it.
Admittedly I was almost catatonically drunk and sat there
unable to move at the time.
I blame 2legs for the last episode of Scrubs.

I blame 2legs for the lack of hangover this morning For my productivity thus far in work work and also in doing yet more laundry and I blame 2legs for my being hungry and cold and not knowing what to have for lunch

I blame 2legs for chainmail thongs and Janet & John.

A chainmail thong!
Something The Tod would approve of.
Sorry I'm still in Scrubs mode and that's 2legs' falut.

Falut
Now I can't spell porperly, darn taht 2lesg.

I blame 2legs for the primeval soup.