h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2leghs for my having forgotten most of the homonid species prior to sapiens

Good lord that sounds like breakfast cereal

hominid grits with maple sapiens.

now that's blameworthy

With a free neanderthal in every packet.

I blame 2legs for yeast and flour, and my black jumper about to get dirty with flour

I blame 2legs for not using an apron.

I also blame 2legs for the never ending pile of bills that must be paid... *deepsigh*

"and my black jumper about to get dirty with flour "
Don't let it happen, the end result's bound to be
a lot of little floury jumpers.

Managed not to get any flour on myself
I blame 2legs for our not having a proper airing cupboard with a boiler in that I coudl use to let the dough rise...

2legs! I wanna word with you! It's all your fault that eels are up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can

I blame 2legs for not realising he could put his dough near portable radiator no. 6 to get his dough to rise, if he doesn't have an airing cupboard.

See post 6 of 'need a name' on 'ask' Bloody hilarious!

I blame 2legs for bordom, work tomorrow, insufficient sleep, it being cold, my being overweight, the fantastic naam-like bread/flatbread I made from scratch this afternoon/evenign, and for there being no home made flatbread/naam left and for the weather being cold, and for this room being cold, and for the radiator in this room not working, and how, if only the local council woudl let me install my small nuclear generator in the basement I'd have free energy and heat, and for it being cold and for there begin beer in the fridge <erM. *thinks*
hang. on. I said something relaly important just then... now witch was it..... ahh, beer... fridge

I blame 2legs for the patron saint of goths blaming 2legs at the time I was reading about the visigoths and ostragoths giving the romans something af a shoeing in European history.

I blame 2legs that the roman empire evolved into the byzantine empire and lasted a lot longer than history would have you believe.

I blame 2legs for steak and kidney pies

I blame 2legs for making me rewrite what seemed a perfectly good Entry in order to make it 'readable'. Honestly.

:: I thought it was fine and readable enough beforehand, but then again I did study the subject myself so the terminology doesn't fuss me too much in making it understandable But as I've had pointed out to me before, just cause I* know what a technical term/word/phrase means, doesn't necessarily mean everyone else would, and the endophelial refernce in the first sentence woudl probalby put a lot of non medical/biology minded people off straight away
I blame 2legs for PR creaping into the blame 2legs thread I blame 2legs for the work servers still being down

speaking of visigoths and ostragoths - weren't there some recent archaeological finds of australopithigoths?

No?

Ok, nevermind - 2legs must've started that rumor.

Ooo yes, I remember that, I found the related follow up news article; turns out it was just a few old polatitions coming out of the workwork when Mingis stood down
I blame 2legs for the demise of the liberal leadership the lst two times

Well I blame 2legs for the liberals being basically unelectable for 80 years. And I blame their patheticness of having such a relatively small party and not be able to unify your members realistically for good pragmatic reasons of becomming electable, on 2legs. I blame 2legs for the libdems forever having a pop at the other parties, but being too poopy poopy to risk realpolitick.

And and I blame 2legs for realpolitick in general being mostly men in grey suits.

I blame 2legs for the Japanese setting sail to murder 1000 whales including humpbacks for some sort of sadistic ritual reasons that they call research. I'll also blame him when I ritualistically baseball bat a 1000 Toyota and Nuissan 4x4's.

I blame 2legs for me liking my Honda too much

I blame 2Legs for there not being enough Jasper Fforde books...