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I blame 2legs for nearly making me want to post my email address so people will email me and I'm not just checking fruitlessly!

More than 7000 posts of blameworthiness.

I blame 2legs for indecision about breakfast.

I blame 2legs for indecision about evening drinkies. Vodka and coke or a cheeky little Bordeaux?

Bordeaux. I'm drinking so we can be wine soul sisters for the night.

I blame 2legs for the gorges smelling flatbreads that are rising in the kitchen and just about ready to be cooked by the time I've preapred the chicken n veg to make the rice dish I blame 2legs for laundry taking ages to dry
I blame 2legs for my cold
I blame 2legs for the 26 (not 86) radio stations on my DAB radio and not one of them being a dedicated Zappa station

I blame 2legs for not converting all his Zappa CDs to mp3 and putting them on shuffle to make his own Zappa station, thus saving him the expense of a digital radio.

I also blame 2legs for the lack of a smiley.

I blame 2legs for the absolute terror which the extensive time it would take to transfer them all to MP3 would be
I blame 2legs for teh grammar of the above sentence.
I blame 2legs for my dinner nearly being ready, the flat breads look and smell great, and the biriani looks and smells great and very spicey
I blame 2legs for the obscene amount of sweet chili sauce I'm going to have with the meal

I blame 2legs for making me read that last post,
making me hungry and realising
that I can't have any of that food.

Why not? it was scraped together from what few thigns I've got remaining in which for some reason includes bags and bags of flour, hence making my own flatbreads
WJH?: I regained some feeling in my neck, face, nose, lips tongue as the effect of my meal I had is beginning to slowely wear off, maybe I used too many chillis too much chilli powder, and too much garum mucara maybe I didn't, I hope its killed any bugs that are making me have the cold I've got
that was seiorusly hot spicey... and the bread was really good... though not that* spicey, more citreon pepper in the bread next time
I blame 2legs for the lack of sessamy oil, groundnut oil, olive oil, an din fact any oil, in the house

I blame 2legs that it's so chilly out there

I blame 2legs for my agreeing to go out tonight, knowing* how bluddy cold it is and how ill I still feel ale> cures all.... or so some person probably once said

I blame 2legs for my wishing that he would start feeling better very very soon.

I blame 2legs for my feeling better now than I did earlier... ~==
I blame 2legs for it being 2.40 nearly AM, and my being hungry and about to open another beer I blame 2legs for my grocerys not being delivered until about twelve hours from now `

I blame 2legs for there being so much hoovering to do in such a short time

I blame 2legs for me having no floors to hoover.

There are plenty here that could do with a hoover if you're boared
I blame 2legs for tiredness, illness, wreckless, heckless, neckless, breckfast, and polo shirts and for the huge amoutn of limescale I just removed from the kettle I blame 2legs for my needing a new kettle

I blame 2legs for thinking I was bored - on Hootoo - impossible

I blame 2legs for all the housework I've managed to not do since I started this job, and since I got this cold thing
I blame 2legs for a lodger who never does housework

I blame 2legs for 'Mila kura si planina'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/low/football/7109058.stm

I blame 2legs that mine is not.