h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Kudos for that one.
It's 2leg's fault that I can't think of something as good.

I blame 2legs for my having to go out to the pub soon,for my needing to pop next door and buy cigarettes, for the vast amount of beef fahetas I jsut cooked and ate, and for suddnely how tired and not like wanting to do anythign I feel

I blame 2legs for me smoking & now having serious problems with veins in my 2legs - let that be a warning!

I blame 2legs for my being unable to pop next door for some cigarettes on account of living in the middle of nowhere!

I blame 2legs for over-sleeping, feeling tired, hungry and cold

I blame 2legs for money worries and the bank making them worse by making me go overdrawn by charging me, then charging me for going overdrawn....

I blame 2legs for banks. I blame 2legs for my feeling unwell again today despite me thinking I'd pretty much gotten ofer all the ill feeling stuff, and for the headache that is starting and which will probably mean I'll now just go and have a sleep... during the middle of the work I'm ment to be doing

I blame 2legs for central heating which can induce feelings of an oncoming cold without you ACTUALLY being ill... Drink more water!

I blame 2legs for having to w*rk while at w*rk and no time to spend at hootoo

I blame 2legs for 2legs

Firefox or IE?
IE or Firefox?
I can't decide which is best thanks to that darned 2legs.

I blame 2legs for browser indecision in the face of the obvious, and refer the indecisive to Mr Stephen Fry for advise:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2007/dec/08/stephenfry.firefox.internetexplorer

I blame 2legs for garlic sauce, garlic bread and garlic chicken kiev

I blame 2legs for a Kiev coincidence (but mine's with peas and a bit of green salad.)

Mine was with pasta, and cheese, and garlic bread, and garlic sauce I'm pretty low on food at the moment but luckily there should be more arriving tomorrow Do you have anything in your new fridge yet? I might have to buy a new fridge soon I'm sure ours is getting less than effective Mind, its a few months past its ten year anniversary and has seen service in three citys and about seven houses/flats/digs in total during that time WJH?: I went to the loo, before which I had a cigarette, before which I sat limply and slouched on the sofa

I blame 2legs for thread confusion

The new fridge contains one chicken kiev, bacon, milk, cheese, margarine, some green salad bits and two bottles of beer. The freezer box contains two chicken kievs, frozen peas and some ice cubes.

Fascinating isn't it? And somewhat understocked.

I feel I must draw your notice to the bewildering lack of cheese! Kievs from tesco per chance, as I happen to know they've a buy two packs save something offer on... fasinating fact I am ashamed to know I blame 2legs for the two beers left in Roymondos fridge and for special offers at supermarkets

2 thingies of 2 kievs each for £3.00 from Sainsbury's.

I blame 2legs for me just waking up and thinking it was morning.

That is the identicle offer to tescos me thinks they doth copy each other At least grocerys arrive for me tomorrow so I might be able to have somethign to eat a bit more interesting than I've managed to knock up of late... I had a nap ealier this afternoon, but coudln't relaly sleep, slept awful last night too so hoping can sleep proper tongiht think my sleeping patturn is majorly awol at the momten I blame 2legs for random awol sleeping patturns, knitting patturns and those patturned jumpers that that bloke used to wear on TV quite a number of years ago