h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my fluey thing that keeps coming back like a boomerang.

I blame 2legs for me being at work on new years eve .

Happy new fish........tod

I blame 2legs for my being so daft and getting tangled in the laptop cables

I blame 2legs for being at least two weeks until the Queen Mum leaves

You mean the Queen Mum is still around!?
Gin must be an excellent pickling agent.

I blame 2legs for Eastenders.

For once, I feel that 2legs is being unfairly blamed here (for Eastenders).

RF

I blame 2legs for my festive break being over

I blame 2legs for connections between power cords and laptops being pretty near broken.

I blame 2legs for tangled hoover cables

I blame 2legs for not winding up hoover power cables up properly in the first place

I blame 2legs for the lack of reviews online for an amp I spotted within our price range (even if Tom's decided to stick with a brand he knows, which I can't find in the wattage we need in our price range--that's 2legs' fault, too, of course). The soon-to-be-written query will therefore *also* be his fault.

As will the possible consequence of no one here having heard of the thing...

In case anyone hasn't yet seen the inaugural beeblecast - look here


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDCZ6xLHC8k


And, I'm pleased to announce the important fact that 2legs is very much to blame for it

I blame 2legs for it being half past 4 in the morning, and really quiet on here, and for the cheese in my fridge called Colin and the other cheese in the fridge called Brenda, they've been in the fridge so long now they've even got their own NI numbers I blame 2legs for it not being half past four in the morning, or anywhere yet near time to go to bed

I blame 2legs for boys who are very grumpy in the mornings and very bad at vacuuming!

I blame 2legs for . my being board, hoot being quiet, and my being tired and sleepy, and for this neat tool on my Personal sapce for posting to this thread. and for my typing not being very acurate at the moment, and my wnating a new keyboard for the PC, and for it raining, and being cold, and for the poor build quality of most umbrellas and the difficulity of getting a really first notch umbrella suitable for an umbrella kinda guy and for mint aero and for itchyness and antibiotic induced rashes, and for it being windy, and the windows letting the windyness in and the doors that bang because of this especially in the utility room, and for the amount of work I have to do tomorrow, and for all the housework that needs doing and for my needing to do that really soon and yet for my wanting to record this song I've been working on, and for the time I wasted today when I could hae done work or recording but felt too tired to do anything, and for handles on radio cassette players, and for the difficulity in finding a decent HiFi rack that will hold all I want it to but still be small enough to fit where I want it to,a dn for the price of decent speaker stands and for the length of this post, and for my being board and that causing the length of this post, and for those times when it rains for ages and for those times when it doesn't rain for ages and the air outside gets all yucky and the roads are all caked in dust and crud and stuff and for those little red baloons that the children throw at the men nwho ni ni ni all up and down the street on wednesdays when it is dry and when it is wet and for the carrier bags I acculuated and then gave back to the delivery bloke today and for spring onions and nonspring onions, and for ther enot being a suitable mthod for measuring the springyness of onions. and cowboys wearing harris tweed. . .

I blame 2legs for obviously being insane.

Cowboys don't wear harris tweed, they wear cheap knockoff replicas. Harris tweed indeed. Harrumph!

i blame him fooor mmmmmmy phone not working this week!!!1

Roll it over 'n grease it down
I'll drive you through the heart of town

I blame 2legs for that.

I also blame 2legs for h2g2's lack of a poll option, though it's hardly his fault really.