h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bah! Amateur! I've got my attention span down to...what was I doing again?

Well, the first two minutes are just 'getting going';, and the last three minutes, well the penultimate 2 minutes are just winding down, and then the final minute is more-or-less the kind of blank stareing into infinity abscent minded look kinda thing ,biggrin> Actually, what was I about to do next...
I blame 2legs for my forgetting what the plan was for today

I blame 2legs for annoying helpdesk misinformation and ignoring times of attendance (dont call me about my PC when I've stated I'll be on my dinner break! Jeez!)

I blame 2legs for too many things to mention, right now.

I blame 2legs for mail attachment size limits that are one quarter the size of the file I want to send

I blame 2legs for the zen-master that mine is for getting rid of all attachments.

I blame 2legs for drunk people waking up far too early on a Saturday morning in a still drunken state.

I blame 2legs for inconsiderate buggers who disappear off shopping without checking their colleagues have enough.
I further blame 2legs for unexpected expenses, shouty people and so-called friends who don't answer their emails.

I blame 2legs for my lack of musical partners. I've more guitars than pieces of cutlery, including a bass, have Cubase and need to make some bloody noise with another human being!

Shall we have a session and get that nighthoover song recorded one weekend?

We really bloody should. It's at least a year since we wrote the bugger!

I blame 2legs (and Roymondo) for the Nighthoover song only existing in their heads!

It's on our PCs too. And a few scraps of paper which are probably long lost.

What version were we thinking of, the do-wop version? yeh, sure I've sitll got the words on this PC too... think we might need another verse though

The doo-wop version rocks. I'm getting moist at the very thought of it.

I thought you weren't allowed to say "doo-wop" on here? Ye olde profanity filter must be mellowing out in its old age.

Wop.

Just testing.

The main thing, and most annoying thing, which the profanity filter automatically filter s out is , most annoying, and, say for example, if your trying to talk about it, and happen to mention that your once , then it can be tricky just to even put a passing refernce to , witout strange things hahpening.
bugger. shit.

I blame 2legs for . Yes, I see what you mean.

I blame 2legs for Evel Knievel's forgotten twin brother Good Knievel, who jumped over 13 motorbikes in a double-decker bus.