h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oooo Brown eyes girl?; you might be coming to Cambridge to study? I blame 2legs for the brown rice taking longer to cook than I planned so my meal consisting of two courses in the end I blame 2legs for that actually turneing out to be a really good way to ahve had my meal this evening
I blame 2legs for tiredness
and for Faith

She's feeling a lot better. I blame 2legs for the stage of illness/level of understanding for a 4-year-old that leads to denial of sickness when there's still a fever and not much that's safe for dodgy tummies in the house.

I blame 2legs for my 'cold' which can't decide whether it is one or not

Oi! I've got one of those too He's getting pretty bloody sneaky if he can arrange that on both sides of the world at the same time.

I blame 2legs for these rocky road things not being as nice as the cherry tiffins things I wanted. Later on I shall blame 2legs for me having eaten the whole pack anyway.

I blame 2legs for my persisting cold/sorethroat, and the strange urge I have to go make bread and for work meaning that making bread probably isn't an option

I blame 2legs for the blatant disregard of punctuation displayed on my convo list .

I also blame me for being such a cantankerous git in objecting to 2legs justifiable hat enthusiasm.

I blame 2legs for people who blatently use more than a single '?' or '!' in an attempt to try and convey excitement, its not big its not clever, and its not gramatically correct I blame 2legs for violins.

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I blame 2legs for Faith's sobbing a bit ago--I told her she was staying home from school today (I think she went back to sleep.)

But surely that is kinda good?; It must show she likes school? I blame 2legs for DHL and their non working automatic system on the phone for arrangeing redelivery of a parcel and it taking so long to rearrnage delivery of the parcel

Well, yes, it is.

I blame 2legs for my making that admission

I blame 2legs for the fact that I feel so bleeding happy.

I don't, I blame your incredibly well deserved good fortune

I blame 2legs for the fact that kea has absolved him of culpability.

Yeah I blame him for that too!

I blame 2legs for making me want things I can't afford.

i blame 2legs for making me buy things I can't afford

I blame 2legs for DHL turning up whilst I was on the phone to boss, and their knocking on the door rather than ringing the doorbell, and I blame 2legs for them delivering Cakewalk software to me, and I blame 2legs fhat I want to install and play with the softwar e but instead I have to work I blame 2legs for my going to bed at gone 3 AM, getting up a little after 8 AM, and having writ a functional and technical spec for the project doobry by 11 AM, and the consequent more work I was given to do I blame 2legs for lunch and my hangover

I blame 2legs for having 2 legs, when I am at risk of losing one!

so the doc says