h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for dodgy internet connections--I ended up having to restart after writing a different blame because I was trapped in the middle of disconnecting for a few minutes, and couldn't reconnect.

I also blame him that others are likely thankful to have not had to read the other blame, which was pretty waffley.

What, more waffley than that one

2legs made me write that, honest.

And he made me leave the question mark

I blame 2legs for the last three or so hours and the resulting quiet and ccalm and
I furhter blame 2legs for the sandwich I had earlier and my now not knowing if I should cook somethign for dinner, have a snack or waht
I blame 2legs for the seven or eight 30ish to 60ish page long word doccuments that I have to famuliarise myself with before the meeting tomorrow morning at 10 AM
I blame 2legs for the waffle of these documents being both extremely excessive, long winded and mind numbing, and for the actual things its pertaining to being kinda intersting in a very geeky sad kinda way with the merest hint of vague excitement and intelectual challange
Iblame 2legs for me obviously haveing gotten taken over by the waffle of the documents, the long (and often intergected by parasenthesiss) setences that seem to thereby henceforthwidth result as a conseuqence of the previously sstated phenomia, as outlined in D3.1BV4final draft.doc, as acknowledged by the D1.1.1.1.1 final draft working group (sol) and for deliverables 5 7 9 and 4 and (M15) resulting in a lack of inability to thereby entirely populate deliverables first herein mentioned.
I blame 2legs for the sheets, bedding, pillow cases etc., that I washed today not being very clean any more
I blame 2legs for the chinchilla sitting on teh hatstand and throwing peanuts at the walaby.

I blame 2legs for sometimes feeling at the end of my tether.

Yes, kea, wafflier than what made it through. For which I blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for joining the this hug club

I blame 2legs for my jealousy... Wish I'd had such an exciting night!

I hug 2legs for blame.

Hang on, that's not right...

I blame 2legs for my inability at deciding weather or not to have a snack or make dinner turning into a descisive chicken pasta in bacon and creamy garlic sauce type affair with cheese and things
I blame 2legs for the oven being slow at cooking the chicken
I blame 2legs for it being far to late to be cooking such a thing
I blame 2legs for the seemingly unread pile of documents

I blame 2 legs for posting stuff that's suddenly made me all peckish. I think I might just have a vodka and coke instead to kill the cravings.

I blame 2legs for BBC1 showing Tapeheads when I wanted an early night and I have no DVD recorder.

I blame 2legs for the unread documents, and the fantastic meal I just had at nearly 1 AM
I blame 2legs for me ought to be going to bed but not actually I think I'll go to bed, I blame 2legs for my going to bed.

I blame 2legs for saying 'fantastic meal I just had at nearly 1 AM ' Now I'll have to stay up all night organising a fantastic meal myself cos I'm not tired.

I blame 2legs for my being shagged out, knackered, tired and a little worried about the bisuness meeting tomorrow and the amount of high level bluffing It will entail on my part in order to make it look like I read all these documents througherly rahter than skim reading a couple of em

I b lame 2legs for tiredness overcoming my desire to see the rest of Tapeheads.

G'night peeps.

2legs

Roy

Wonder If I shouldn't mention my now rather extensive and well trained ability to bluff through even the most technical aspects of things convincingly Hmmm... still tempted to do more reading but I think being awake during the meeting tomorrow might be more advantagious in comparason to learning a little more of the Minutia of mettadata groupings/subtypes and userprofiles nights all