h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for cooking, eating, cleaning, packing and for indescion.

I blame 2legs for indecision. Or do I?

I blame 2legs for indigestion.

I blame 2legs for my bag not being packed despite the fact that I'm leaving for Lodnol in less than 10½ hours.

You've got at least 10 hours yet.

I blame 2legs for dwile flonking.

True, Roy.

But since I'm bringing dragonprincess I sort of must behave motherlike and be well prepared, not get lost, remember where I put stuff etc....

I blame 02legs for the BBC's Virtual Dwile flonking game not working, and for organisation.

I bl8me 2legs for the bee+ I spi6led on xhe key]oard,
can't do A jbek w7#h it, tyyhejeo beebe96. oh tuck.

I blame 2legs for careless beer

I think 2legs is totally responsible for Pretty Boy Floyd

I concur.

I blame 2legs for HappyÐude®'s peculiar taste in music which very much reminds me of my youth.

And for bored, be-colded Friday's which would be less boring if I could be bothered doing anything. Unfortunately the sligtly feverish cold precludes most of the usual forms of Friday night entertainment, and I really can't be bothered firing up Cubase, which used to be so simple but is now too much like hard work.

Good point. I also blame 2legs for Ugly Kid Joe.

Argh! I blame 2legs for me getting distracted after pouring the JD, forgetting I hadn't poured the Coke, absent mindedly swigging and getting a much stronger mouthful than anticipated.

I blame 2legs for Pretty Boy Floyd writing a song about Roymondo's youth (Leather Boyz With Electric Toyz)

I blame 2legs for the surprising accuracy of the last post.

I blame 2legs for picking six small numbers.

I blame 2legs for the inaccuracy of my last post and the tragedy of a not mis-spent enough youth.

I blame 2legs for NaNoWriMo.

I blame 2legs for posting by accident in the wrong thread, twice in a month, having not done it before.

Whats wrong with me?

An as for all the spelin mstakes I sim to mke so much now, I blme 2eggs.

I blame 2legs for sinkholes, fires, smoke inhalation, resulting asthma, Jeep fondling stalkers, strike negotiations, picket lines, smog and vichysoisse!

Whew! Do I ever feel a whole lot better getting all that blame out now.

I blame 2legs for having to thank him for taking the rap for the past month that I had!