h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for suspected bad arteries

I blame 2legs for Steve Wright. I used think he was entertaining 17 years ago: how wrong I was.

(Steve Wright the DJ, not the comedian. Steve Wright the comedian was brilliant.)

He's nothing without his wee posse. Can't stand the bloke and his creepy moustache is the fault of 2legs not shaving it off.

Whoooah Hey! I blame 2legs for Arsenal coming back from behind twice against ManU. Fergie's spitting feathers. Hee hee!

I blame 2legs for me being absolutely ambivalent to that news. I really can't decide who I want to lose more.

Nah, actually I probably dislike Man U more than the Gooners, despite the name Roymondo being circuitously attributable to a Ray Parlour moment screened in The Rose, Broadstairs a few years back.

I blame 2legs for making me too old to be Goth.

I blame 2legs for Roymondo posting a question for lesbians, and that not being a lesbian I am unable to interject with the fact that there's a band called "Gay For Johnny Depp".

I blamer 2legs for me just snorking bourbon & coke all over the keyboard, and for EV forgetting that no conversation is out of bounds to anyone on h2g2, especially when there's a piece of information like that to be shared.

I blame 2legs for the fact that despite not being a lesbian, I have posted in the lesbian thread.

RF

I blame 2legs for SWL letting me know about Stephen Lynch.

I blame 2legs for RF denying his lesbian tendancies, when I know for a fact that he is sexually attracted to ladies.

I blame 2legs for EV being so unsettled by his lesbianism that he dare not post in the lesbian thread, and for the fun that EV's lack of self awareness is denying fords.

I blame 2legs for not even knowing there was a lesbo thread.

I blame 21legs for inattentive Fannies.

and for that bleedin' 21legs typo cropping up again.

21 legs that's like just over a fifth of a centipede.

I blame 2legs for eBay sending me another bleedin' email about stocking up for Christmas.

1) I'm an atheist so don't call it Christmas
2) I do my stocking up at the off license.

I blame 2legs that I've actually found a legitimate way to make money online and thus now having 3 days of backlog to catch up on. I further blame him that 3 days of backlog means less than 2 pages of More Postings to read--a few years ago, it would've been 4 or more!

I also blame him that Faith's idea of how to share her Halloween candy is to offer me a choice, but giving me something other than what I choose if my choice is something she wants

I blame 2legs for making me worry now if I am too old to be a goth!

I blame 2legs for the fact that children were invented