h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame sgel2 for palindromes.

I blame 2legs for ABBA

I blame 2legs for semordmilap and floor boards that spring up unexpectidly and reveal a loose nail that one can stand on whilst bare foot in the bedroom. I blame 2legs for the sexaually explicit TXT I got earlier about S/M and bondage.

I blame 2legs for Michael Notlob.

I blame 2legs for me falling asleep for a few hours earlier and therefore not being tired now. Normally it wouldn't be a problem but I've got to go on a course tomorrow so can't really bowl in at mid-day!

I blame 2legs for that too. I fell asleep earlier and took me 5 minutes to remember it was sunday. I got in a total panic, thinking I had to be somewhere else. But then the phone rang and I had a good chat with a mate. I blame 2legs

I blame 2legs for dodgy wireing, dodgy electritions, eodgy gas engineers, and dodgy logic and the time and for stuff yes, stuff must be all his fault

NO! Dont change s/markets! S's smoked bacon is horrible and overly sweet

But Their pasta is so much better than tescos well I'll give em a go this time I think and then see what I recon I blame 2legs for my having a cold/sore throat and having millions of things to try and get done by tomorrow before I go away for the weekend

I blame 2legs for vast chunks of the bible being quoted day after day on TGD thread.

Ooh, I had a look on there early on and quickly realised that as these arguments (or something like them) have been going on since mankind started asking why, where, what and who was responsible for it all, we're unlikely to reach a conclusion here, and the idea of watching people effectively standing on their soapboxes shouting and shaking papers at each other was far too much like watching the houses of parliament on night-time tv.... Dull, uninteresting and ultimately a waste of bloody time...

can't believe their book, thats all lies, got to trust ours, in't that right..... God made us to be just like '['him'' so if we're dumb God must be dumb... and maybe a little ugly on the side can't resist a bit of inaccurate Zappa quotation WJH?: damn jehova whitnessess keep knocking at my door, I try to tell them no but they still come back for more.. I've got stuck on obscure lyric quotation mode WJH?: found out that Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam WJH?: nothing, I failed to get a shower yet, but instead had a look at my online grocery baskets on the sainsburrys and tesco websites, think I'll do the sainsburrys probably but they've got m'my' shampoo on offer at tescos Actually I might do a smallish* sainsubrrys then do a tesco shop not too long/many weeks after which will probably then constitute the last grocerys I have to get before Xmas and the trip away to my Dads over the festive thing right, cigarette, then shower then laudnry and then stuff

I blame 2legs for the fact that I do not posses 70 million 8Mhz Z80 processors (see F19585?thread=4737140 for details)

I blame 2legs for the fact that I heaved a sigh of relief that the posts following mine have so far been benign...

... thank god!

Blasfamy! thank BoB ! BoBoBoBoBoBoBoB lettuce spry n i g h t h o o v e r I blame 2legs for laundry, housework, being hungry, lack of food, 'work', stuff and things that have to be done whilst I'm feeling

I blame 2legs for the last 4 hours which seem to have disappeared completely.

Jennifer's juice bottle mysteriously disppeared, but then EV found it. Damn you 2legs, it's all your fault!

I reckon 2legs has bought up all the decent green, cream, brown curtaining material - spent 2 hours looking through material books - couldn't find one I liked Definitely blame 2legs ..

I blame 2legs for apathetic activists.

I blame 2legs for the all round patheticness that sometimes occurs.