h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Roymondo, if you don't put your stocking up where will Santa put your pressies?

(I bet you blame it on 2legs when you don't get any )

It's 2legs' fault that I didn't get the first post on the page.

I blame 2legs for the serious amount of care I'm taking posting something about the BNP on a union forum. I'm taking great, great care!

I blame 2legs for my cold still lingering on I blame 2legs for the band I saw Saturday night and they're being far far far too good to be playing a free entry pub gig and I espeiaclly blame 2legs for how good their guitarist was

I blame 2legs for the waffle in our thread on his space. I also blame him for training to never call someone after 9:30pm without prior arrangement unless it's an emergency.

I'm quite partial to a waffle now and then.
haven't had one in ages, so guess who's to blame.

But 9.30, or 10.30 is still early.... especially if your someone who rarely goes to bed before 1.30 AM I blame 2legs for the cold

I blame 2legs that there may be random phonecalls made if there's any evidence of non-pubness once someone gets a chance to get online after work

I also blame him that such phonecalls may be boring from this end, as the journal is pretty much up-to-date

Thats fine, if I'm awake and up and here and not doing anything (which is actually most evenings), then I'm here and will answer the phone... and don't forget if I'm online the phone is always free too as we're on Broadband mind having said which I'm busy tonight until 10 or 11 more like 11 I think I blame 2legs for housework and procrastination over housework

I blame 2legs for giving me his damned cold, for johnny depp living so close but being so far away, for angelina joile being such a divisive subject with me and my friends, and for people thinking they are too old to be goths. One day I'll end up thinking I'm too old to dress up like a killer schoolgirl and go out drinking cocktails out of a bucket and falling over and flashing my knickers at my boyfriend's ex while trying to carry a friend of mine (who has also had 'certain' connections to said girl...) Is it any wonder she was giving me 'evils'all night!? 2legs! Were you spreading chaos and discontent in bristol last friday???

I blame 2legs for chaos, discontent and Bristol.
Also for stock counting.

ooh yuk, poor you eloisa!

I blame 2legs for me having run out of forest fruits yoghurt digestives.... They are SOOOO GOOOOODDD!!!!!

I blame 2legs for my having to do housework all day, and work at the same time, and the resulting needing to do 'work' work today at some point, and the ... 'thing' I'm doing tonight meanign that I won't be able to do the 'work' work until gone 10.30, and this meaning I'll go to bed bed late, and then my having to get up at 8 AM or earlier in order to be at th emeeting by 10 and my not having had dinner yet, and still needing to shower and there not being enough hours I also blame 2legs for Emails that don't display properly

how has 2legs time to write on here with her obviously very active life? I blame 2legs for not getting her priorities sorted

"Her"? Is that why you were at the hospital over the weekend, Legster? Something you're not telling us?

I blame 2legs for obviously being somewhat overly obsessive about the housework and for not being able to live in squalour for one whole busy day!

I recently likened the mess in my bedroom to those travelling sand-dunes in the sahara... the top layer drifts around and it all appears to move slowly over time...

his obviously active life .....

oops!

If there's one thing 2legs doesn't need it's being any more confused!

point taken

Afterall no-one else leads confusing lives either

I'm not making the house clean, I'm just removeing the worse of the filth whilst the lodger is out for the day, its the only oppertunity I get to be able to clean, and still then there are some parts of the front room where the lodger has piles of his crap that I've not been able to clean in over five years, and its a lie; the dust gets thicker and thicker and thicker it doesn't* reach a certain point and get no dirtier I'll have to finish cleanign tomorrow, the floors in the kitchen and utility room need mopping as does teh floors upstairs, and I know the kitchen floor hasnt' been cleaned with mop and bleach for over a year I blame 2legs for my being hungry and for there being food in, hang on, thats good, I go eat now