h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for still being awake.

But 2legs is asleep, surely?


I was just about to blame 2legs for ALL you Brits being asleep but now I'll have to blame him for you ruining the first blame.

I blame 2legs for now being so wide awake that I'm looking forward to my brekkie.

Right now I wish I was in new Zealand.

So you could have brekkie at afternoon tea time?

It's raining here in NZ right now.

Yes I blame 2legs for often having cornflakes for tea.

Plus I blame 2legs for just getting a bit of a mother hen cluckiness from Vicky about what on earth am I doing on h2g2 at this hour, and as usual she gets the time wrong..

It's hard to tell the time there from here sometimes because of bloody daylight savings - I can never remember if we are 12 or 13 hours ahead

I did just learn though that all NZ women go to be early because they're having lesbian or extramarital affairs

I should lurk on your threads more often Effy

I blame 2legs for there not being enough lesbians in Britain thus meaning many of the men get taken by ladies.

I also blame 2elgs for me waking up a few minutes back, which was way too early and far too soon.

I blame 2legs for sciatica.

That'd be double sciatica, surely?

Oh, the agony.

to Ivan

sero-positive inflammatory disease, fancy name, but also causes pain

I blame 2legs for all pain!

But not all* pain is bad I blame 2legs for my having been up since 7 AM, working, then showering, getting dolled up and ordering a taxi, and I've still only managed one cup of coffee so far today I blame 2legs for my bed smelling more of the person I was with yesterday than me, which no doubt accounts for the dreams I had last night
I blame 2legs for there not being enough pockets in my suit jacket and trousers to easily conceale all the crap that one has to carry
I blame 2legs for mobile phones, wallets etc ruining the 'line' on suits
I blame 2legsw for my just having to clean and polish my leahter boots as I changed my mind and coundl't be bothered to wear the other 'dress' shoes I blame 2legs for my being on H2G2 rather than quickly making another coffee

What can we say? to br - is it an interview perchance?

naa, the interview was a few weeks back, this was the first proper* buisness meeting to do tith the new job though, and I got to meet a few more people on the team that I'm working with who I've only Emailed and Skyped with thus far T'was good... and I even managed to sound like I knew what I was talking about and made some suggestions and such like that are looking like being implimented in the next version to go up on the test server I really must get mnyself a very geeky nurdy small wizzy laptop thing to take to such meetings so I look less conspicuus ooops, I think they're 'smart casual' in their office attire... I don't* do bluddy smart casual, its suit, tie formal shirt, or its jeans/shorts and linen shirt I'll not bend my clotheing principle for anyonw even if it is all a bit new media-esk type stuff

I blame 2legs for my boyfriend being about to lose his job because there was a slight misunderstanding over his application form (an old boss of his says he was sacked, actually his ex boss, for an uncontracted job, told him he'd have to let him go... And was asking to leave anyway)... And the new job, which he's good at, enthusiastic about, dedicated to and loves, are telling him he'll at least be disciplined if not sacked tomorrow and he should take a letter of resignation with him for his hearing tomorrow! Damn you 2legs! Just cos you have a job, doesnt mean you can have his too!!!

glad I'm out of all that!

I blame 2legs for paint smelling

I blame 2legs for my interview for Cambridge being the day before my final senior tap exam.

You going into plumbing?

I blame 2legs that I had to bring Faith home from school early, because she's I also blame him that she's making a thank you card for the young janitor who she was next to when she threw up on our way out (well, at least the timing was such that I didn't have to go find him).