h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeh... me too... but if you look at the trajectory, I think he failed to take into account the antimatter area of instability near the badger pit, which means that the otherwise perfect hyperbolic triangle calculation he clearly made, which would have otherwise ended up with his landing exactly at the end, meant, due to the anti matter badger pit, that it was deflected, which... I think* looks like that made him nudge the side of the parabolic disequilbrium generator, err, talking of which, anyonw know who left that there?
Anyhow, I think that meant he got nudged slightly to the lft, where he probably had to take evasive action in order to prevent a near-fatal bollision with the coffee table... err fatal or near fatal for the coffee table that is... Speaking of which, who's turn was it to buy more coffee this week?

Jeasus has something thing in common with Charlie Drake's boomerang, so i wouldn't get your cassock in a twist if I were you

So, still no sign of jesus I guess? he's a bit like a bad date really... keeping his girls waiting like this...

"talking of which, anyonw know who left that there?"

No, but I know who I'm going to Blame!

I thought I sniffed him earlier - it was definitely a smell effect. Anyone else smelt him?

He's a bit chanel no. 5 and with a bit of ripe camembert, at least in this area.

if he gets here for easter, i have a couple of nails and could "put him up" for the weekend!!!!!

Don't be too CROSS taff!

saw jesus in a chiropedists

hew was having his nails done!!!!

Don't eat the Easter eggs he left behind, I've a feeling he might be back for them

if he shows up on good friday were going out and getting..... hammered!!!

It's a miracle! She has returned!


'A likeness of the future princess, who marries Britain's Prince William on April 29, has shown up on an item of food. Specifically, a jellybean.

The mango-flavoured sweet was discovered earlier this week in a 700-gram jar from Dublin's Jelly Bean Factory by Wesley Hosie and his girlfriend, Jessica White, from Taunton, Somerset.'

http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2011/04/15/kate-middleton-jellybean.html

I hope he remembers his towel....

Apparently the date has been set. We've only got a month left:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/03/judgement-day-will-may-21-2011-be-the-end-of-the-world/

Hurrumble! about time he put in an appearnace.... its not nice to keep a girl waiting on and on like what he's done...

But I've got a wedding to go to that day - I've got the shoes an' everything!

Ahh! that explains it then; they must have hired Jesus for the catering....

Will there be wine?

Apparently we're too posh for a smiley... we have to make do with instead

Will there be wine?! This is Jesus we're talking about... he practically invented the stuff... damn dipsomaniac..

I'll just stick to water.......unless he's had his feet all over it again!