h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hoh nos... Hmm... hang on... I'm sure I can find somethign to trump that...

I'm sure you've all seen this one before, but . . .


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A new one on me..

An awful thought has just struck me..it maybe something like 14 billion years before Jesus comes back..and we've started getting ready after only 2000...there's going to be a hell of a lot more thumb twiddling going on I fear..

Can't someone send Jesus an E-Mail to try and get a more firm timescale? ... Actually... don't they have a facebook page? Maybe they're updates would reveal more

Imagine if by the time he gets back humans have evolved into something really weird. Will he come back as an equally weird thing?

Or with his usual smiling human bearded face?.and maybe even his usual brick red robe with a white thing underneath..though in some pics I saw on the web he sometimes wears a bit of blue.

Wasn't Jesus meant to appear in god's own image, i.e. man? Seems to ring a bell..

Hi Effers,

>Imagine if by the time he gets back humans have evolved into something really weird. Will he come back as an equally weird thing?

To nick a line from Douglas Adams - perhaps this has already happened

Homo neanderthalensis divinitas

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2 weeks and still no jesus??

Stuck in Customs?

lost his luggage somewhere mid atlantic???

Yes, yet another winter looms...to be endured - Jesusless

two weeks Jesusless? two thousand years morelike.... You know... I'm beginning to think he's not going to bother coming back afterall... its been such a long time, he's probably forgotten all about the origional second-coming plan...

think we can forget about this untill the israeli govt. commision a firm of architects to start drawing up plans for the rebuild of the temple in jerusalem

But where is wg/kuchusaki gone?

Just like his mate..we're getting ready for him...

keep Mala away from jerusalem

she might have too much time on her hands and start designing the end of the world?????

just to see a

>>Jesus is coming back. Get ready.
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Posted Oct 16, 2008 by kuzushi
It's time to repent and believe. The clock is ticking and there isn't all that much time left, so please don't delay.>>

well there was at least 2 years delay since you first posted this

what is the delay???

Probably the track works at Croyden and the underground works on Sunday's...

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