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Has he been spotted today?

As clear as night follows day, it is probably time to say, I didn't see the man that is not there apon the stair today

I did speak to someone on teh phone about half an hour ago though, who did, at one point, several years ago, as far as he was concerned, think himself to be Jesus. But he went back on his medication and now he's a bit better...

That funny time thing just happened again..and it always used to be all manual..but now 2 out of 5 do it on their own..I think one day all 5 will do it on their own..and that will be him arriving..right on time..so 2 out of 5 indicates at least something is going on..

Its been a very sad evening here tonight, my lodger's 'bag for life' died... but maybe it'll be reserected from the dead
My PC changed, I think* my mobile probably has, not looked yet, think my DAB radio changes itself as does the laptop/netbook, but I were sure my watch changed itself... But it doesn't seem to ahve done so this time... maybe its a sign

Did it say whose life?

Sometime somewhere a died....

he's back

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11706490



according to uncoroberated information



if the mound is counted as well i think the one in rio wins hands down, or out stretched if you will

more carefully chosen words from the locals

However, some local residents have dismissed the statue as tacky, saying the money would have been better spent on social projects in the town.

not everyones a fan by the look of it

Bring on the lightning....

looks a bit tacky with a superman cloak

The local catholic school opposite where I live has a statue up in their grounds, for the longest time I wondered why they were venerating a penguin.

Turns out, it's The Virgin Mary in the cape.

Doesn't however quiet top the statue celebrating local hero George Stevenson (steam engine pioneer) which stands in front of the train station with an outstretch palm holding a model of The Rocket with it's signature single tall stack.

The problem is as you enter the car-park, the perspective from the front looks like the grizzled Victorian is gesticulating a most unfriendly message: off!

Then there's the 15 foot high metal snail that lives behind the station by a block of flats. I'm not entirely sure what statement that is making unless it's somethign ironic for the commuting class.

If I espy any other misdemeanours and misdeeds in the pursuit of statuary about my home-town, I'll let you know.

We're merely 'blessed' with little bronze plaques to every socialite who lived here during Georgian times. At least 3/4 I've never heard of.

Gif

I saw a bit of a glinty thing earlier..and got a bit trembly..but no.. it was just Jack Frost

No sign here either... ya know... I'm beginning to wonder if this isn't all just some big wind up... ya know, some bloke with a microphone and a camra crew behidn him will just jump out and shout 'you've been framed' at us instead...

I think I saw him the other day at work. Quiet guy with long hair and a long beard, right?

No, you probably mistook him for Abe Lincoln.

Gif

Sounds more like one of the village people to me...

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Meteorite seen in the skies of northern England this evening.

It must be a sign! A sign from on high! Showing us that the inevitable death of a swan on a river south west of Cambridge will set into play the long ago prophersised swan death following thing in sky event, leading to pestulance and flatuulance hithertoo unknown to the people of this area, but, which, ultimately can only lead to total and utter nuclear fallout and death of all mankind in screaming agony as a direct consequence of man-kinds activity's in ignoring their worhip of the great mighty swan in the sky! We're all doomed... run to the hills... no, second thought, run away from the hills, far far away!