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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 19, 2011
Good idea.. and, whatever you do; Don't eat any of those cheese straws... the funny cross-shaped one's he makes... theyre horrible 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 24, 2011
Braaaaaaiiiiinnnnsssss!
*shuffles*
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted May 7, 2011
which jesus is coming back by the way???
look at the 'evidence'
2 different lineages
2 different birth dates 3BC and 6AD
conclusion
2 jesus's
which one are we expecting???
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted May 8, 2011
they better hurry up http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=8193521
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Eveneye--Eegogee--Julzes Posted May 8, 2011
As I suspected, he passed his brother off to the authorities as himself and made a break for it!
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted May 8, 2011
can't be brothers....different lineage, must be cousins and coincidentaly the perents had the same names, jo and madge!!!!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 8, 2011
Its clearly just some overly complicated tax dodge... I thought I heard Jesus earlier, but it turned out to just be my dwarfs messing about in the dungeon again 
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Taff Agent of kaos Posted Aug 14, 2011
""Jesus is coming back. Get ready.
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Posted Oct 16, 2008 by kuzushi
It's time to repent and believe. The clock is ticking and there isn't all that much time left, so please don't delay.""
BING-BONG
THE NEXT MESSIAH DUE AT PLATFORM ONE,IS THE DELAYED,JESUS CHRIST SERVICE,FROM HEAVEN,VIA JERUSALEM, HELL AND ALL STATIONS EAST OF EDEN.
SALVATION RAIL APPOLOGISES FOR THE 3 YEAR DELAY IN THIS SERVICE
NORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESUMED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
THANK YOU
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anhaga Posted Aug 14, 2011
Post one should have read:
' . . . The clock is ticking and there isn't all that much *carpenter* time left . . .'
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Aug 15, 2011
Ooooooo, it's Carpenter's time?
We've only just begun...........
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Giford Posted Aug 16, 2011
Hey!
Still 2 months to go before the 3 year anniversary of this thread. Plenty of time for a messiah in the next 8-and-a-bit weeks.
Gif 
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Effers;England. Posted Aug 16, 2011
So party here yeah..16th October? Hopefully Taff can make it...and then onto our 4th year.
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Taff at home Posted Sep 9, 2011
3 weeks left
he better get a move on, or the place will be boarded up when he gets here.
hell have to go and knock on the Archers to try and find out where we went!!!!
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Taff at home Posted Sep 24, 2011
who is going to come back first
jesus or nighthoover
or
are they the same??????
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Effers;England. Posted Sep 24, 2011
Taff why do you keep saying this is your last weekend?
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Taff at home Posted Sep 24, 2011
hoo too goes private end of sept/start oct
i finish nights tues morning then come back to work on the 4th
probably to an empty bbc where hootoo used to be
so instead of a constant night owl on hootoo, i will have to fit it in around real life again during the day time on my weeks off, putting in no where near the hours as i do now
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