h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm having problems with one of my managers at the moment, he seems to be taking a lot of interest in me when i'm w**king. I'll be w**king away quite merrily, only to find him looking over my shoulder, it quite puts me off . It may be he thinks my w**k is not up to standard, but i've watched him w**king, and he's even worse than me!

I've never understood why they put people in charge of other's w**king, when they can't w**k properly themselves! Is this a universal thing?

In every office there is always some w**ker who makes life difficult for everyone else. Somehow they seem to climb the greasy pole with ease. It is bad news having one of those w**kers over you, I can tell you.

I wouldn't mind so much, but they only made him a manager 'cos he was a useless w**ker. How he has the nerve to judge my w**king i don't know.

Tell me about it...I w**k longer and harder than my supervisor...and he gets all the credit...I've been w**king in the same place for nearly three and a half years now...nobody know the nature of the w**k more than I do...

you gotta watch out for those w**kers. they tend to grass other w**kers in. perhaps they feel threatened by the better w**k that you do compared to his standard of w**k so is just trying to put you off your stroke.

it's just so frustrating...I w**k so long and hard...and it's like it doesn't even matter...this man is getting all the kudos for my w**king...

well maybe you should take your w**k straight to the boss above him and say, 'look, i am sick and tired of this w**ker here getting all the credit for the w**k that i knock out. look at this here, compare the w**k ratio per day of mine and his and see how much harder i am w**king than that w**ker' or something like that. they will soon appreciate just how hard you w**k for them.

I suppose it's worth a shot...but then my supervisor has been w**king here longer than I have...but he's only been w**king with me for the last year or so...it kills me that these days he just gets everybody else to w**k for him (the hours I've spent w**king overtime so he could spend time with his family !)...but then I suppose that's how w**kers w**k here...??

well maybe one day you will be the head w**ker and then you can make evveryone w**k for you

must go now, i am nearly at the end of my w**k shift. i w**k alone with noone to bother me so i get quite a bit of w**king done.

Thanks for your advice, I think it will help me w**k better in the future...

...I should be w**king now anyway...

(from Terri)
Spim and I have been w**king continously for the past fortnight and it has been extermly productive. W**king together proved to be immensely rewarding, it's been hard for the most part, but one keeps pumping away.

Jolly good old chap.

Aeschlepius - absoultely

Z, I am having difficulty finding time to w**k at present.

I like to w**k with my boyfriend, I find w**k to be much mure satisfying when he's there. You shouldn't w**k too hard though, you could strain youself, and then be out of w**k for a long time.

I have found that w**king in the close proximity of a partner can lead to arguments though. Odo prefers to w**k a long way from me, and I can't say I blame her.

B

I've taken a week off w**k, and believe me I am starting to miss it. Today I got a phone call asking if I could start to w**k early and then later I got a schedule emailed to me explaining exactly when and where I will w**k next week. Sometimes I wish I had more of a supervisory role so I could w**k whenever and wherever I wanted to, but for now I will w**k when asked.

When i was younger i would get up extra early in the morning, just so i could fit more w**king into the day.I'd throw back the sheets and hurry off to w**k, with a song in my heart, and a cheery smile on my face. I suppose w**king was a novelty then, and just the thought of w**king made my heart skip a beat.
Sad to say, even with the new technology that makes w**king a safer activity than it's ever been, i feel jaded and often worry if i've got interest to carry on w**king.It's like i'm beating my head against a wall every time i w**k now..........ah well only another 25 years to go.

Easy for you to say, less than 15 years left for me to w**k. I doubt I will be allowed to w**k freely after that, what with the law being what it is. After I retire I may w**k for other people under the table, but I think I would like to be payed well for that. I doubt it though, who is going to want an elderly w**ker for any amount of money.

cash in hand w**king works best for me, just got to watch out for those D.S.S investigators trying to catch me
at it; think they'd be better off w**king less undercover, they might have some success!