h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't think it ever gets too cold here for people to stop w**king outside...although I suppose ot does serve as an incentive to w**k harder and faster...so that they can go home and warm up...

I am currently at w**k with Odo.

B

...They've changed my w**king hours...again. Three shift changes in one week. But the hours they've got me in at w**k next week are much preferable to what they had.

And Australia has one of the longest w**king weeks in the world, officially and unofficially (unpaid overtime). We work hard, damnit!

You _what_ hard??

B

Errr. We w**k hard. When we're w**king! Hah.

Don't blame me, blame my brain. It's the one mutinying!

Thank you. I like to see myself as a bit of a w**king watchdog.

B

Oo-oh, I can't w**k if there's a dog watching. Or under any kind of supervision for that mattter, oh no, I much prefer to w**k on me own, in me own time and whenever possible in the comfort and privacy of me own home.


~jwf~

Last day of w**k before a break. They won't let me take Labour Day off so I will have to w**k then, I suppose I would w**k a bit after two days off anyway, but I don't like it when I am forced to w**k.

Well, I've been around the world a bit and seen lots of different w**kers, in the field as it were. (and in the office, school, well, any old place really.)

Speaking only from my personal opinion, I would say that cultural differences are over-exaggerated, w**king seems to be the same generally the world over. Some people are pretty lazy & get the whole thing over & done with as quickly as possible, others take great pride in their w**k and take their time; though some I suppose can take so long they rather make a meal of it.

On a personal level, spim is coming next week. Since this is not just for a quickie, we had better start looking for suitable w**k for him I suppose. Any ideas on outlets in France for his w**k would be most appreciated.

Terri.

I was too sick to w**k yesterday...and probably still too sick to w**k today....but here I am...doing two day's worth of two people's w**king...

...God my hands are tired!

W**king is one activity i can usually carry out regardless of how ill or tired i feel.

Maybe it's just that i'm a w**koholic, but i find w**king usually cheers me up and makes me feel better even if i am

You know it's a pity you live on the other side of the globe from me,Tanzen, because under normal circumstances i would be more than willing to help you with youre w**king.. just to give your hands a rest..

I've tried w**nking at girls in pubs. They usually turn away and ignore me or giggle because they have seen me w**king.

PP

Winnoch2...thank you for the generous offer...usually I enjoy w**king by myself, but I'm so run down these days...I'd love an extra hand to help with all this w**k!!

But I shouldn't complain...I know if I don't w**k for a few days I start going a little mad...!!

Today when I was w**king me and two guys were in the back, on our hands and knees, towels at the ready. You sure get to know people spending a few hours doing that. And boy did things sparkle!

*Waves at Nyssa*

Yes, Grandma knew best, there is no substitute for elbow grease , a good rub & spit & polish; one has to be prepared to put oneself out a bit, but the results are worth it.

So, TWO guys helping you w**k, eh, you lucky girl you!

zdt

A very hard day's w**k today. I am very tired, but it is a satisfied tired. Up early tomorrow to have and early bit of w**k around the house before I go to my full time w**k later.

At last my girl is back, and I have someone to w**k with!

I've been w**king by myself for the last few weeks, and just seeing her again has made me want to w**k harder and longer...!

I have always happy seeing the comeraderie that women have, they seem to w**k together much better then men. I take pleasure in seeing women w**k together, much more than I take in seeing men perform the same kind of w**k.

And I've always find it easier to w**k with women...

...I've found that boys are usually better at taking orders, and will w**k the way you want them to, but girls don't usually need direction, and will automatically w**k the way you wnat them to....

That's true, and the strength men often have over women doesn't mean they can w**k any better than women, just harder.