h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see verbal conversation is out of your reach, how about we try sign language (as u flip the birdie)......


xxElsaxx

after shakeing hand
"i wish it was saterday night and i could take a bath>

You take the word boring to a level I didn't know existed....


xxElsaxx

"I'm not saying she's ugly or anything, it's just that she looks like someone set light to her face and put the fire out with a frying pan!"

I'm not saying she's ugly but she lookes at her reflection in the lake and the water cracked

your nickname is mcgob?

Oh! it's you bb, I though somebody had eggy farted

mcgob my fart is sweet. not like yours they can smell you as far off as new zealand

It's a well known fact that Babbling Boons have no sense of smell, otherwise they wouldn't live together, I don't even know how they manage to mate when they can't even stand their own stink. Anyway, how did you know that I live in Oz.

i didnt thought you lived in the uk .was thinking your stink travels along way

As your last posting has no factual value or rational argument, and is composed entirely of abuse it is quite clear bb that you lose.

You should prepare yourself for an extended period of being ignored.

Bye-bye.

god dont say that please youll make me heart broken bye bye

To insult the americans ...

Noah, on his ark had a problem. This problem was the poo from all the animals. It was so much that it was starting to sink the ark. So Noah, in his wisdom, dumped it all overboard ... a thousand or so years later, Christopher Columbus discovered it.

To anyone in a flash car (especially a 4x4) displaying poor driving skills:
You shouldn't have borrowed your Daddy's car if you don't know how to drive it!

My absolute favorite put-down:

"I'm sorry, I subscribe to the theory of intellectual osmosis. I must now cease our conversation and move away from you before my IQ begins to drop."

Can't take credit for that one, though; it comes from The Gord, a guy with a website full of hilarious stories about his life as the owner of a video game store. www.actsofgord.com

Also one for any topologists and mathematicians out there: "His brain has about as much volume as a Klein Bottle."

(Klein Bottles have zero volume.)

if brains were dynamite you would'nt even have enough to blow your own head off (hmmmmm i know a few people like that )

i Have the great sweet reason!

You are entitled to your opinion
i have listened very carefully
now p*** off and bore someone else!

who are you talking to?

The reply is to post number 8 in this thread.

oh i see