h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think you'll find thats spelt gullable

No, I've just checked... D'oh!

I see it's a long time since anyone's been here... What's the matter, you guys running out of insults? Here's some fresh ones for you to ponder. I apologize if any of them have already been used. No I don't.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?

In your case, an exorcist would take pity on the demon and get rid of you!

some of us have useful things to do with our time
CF

- If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea.
- If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

You are a refugee from an abortionist's dustbin!

said bye diner in resteraunt on being served large slice of chocolate gateaux "is this fattening" Waiter "not if you dont swallow it"

Someone comes in and doesnot close the door. The other person says where you born in a barn.


Kat

Someone comes in and doesnot close the door. The other person says where you born in a barn.


Kat

yes as a matter of fact i was you may know me as jesus

The classic guybrush threepwood response to a cutting insult:
"Well you sir are a bounder and..a...a...cad."

Are you calling me a Computer Aided Design, is this in some manner suposed to be offencive rather than laughable... what a pitious insult.

Its supposed to be pitifull, it was guybrush threepwood. His other option was "Yeah, well you fight like a cow!"

I know I am aware of the monkey island games I was insulting his insult... as any half awake amoeba might have recognised.

(I don't mean this, its just the nature of the thread to be insulting in any rejoiner, get into the swing of it and have a go at me )

Math

If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional.

Well, you probably said it without thinking, the way you do most things

His teeth are brighter than he is

It's not what you say, it's the thought behind it that counts, and I know there's never any thought behind anything you say.

I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

The last time I meet you, it was in a Nightmare.

Ooo I like the, "his teeth are brighter than he is" but would add; but like the stars they come out at night...

What do you want to be when you grow up?

If what you don't know can't hurt you,
he's practically invulnerable then.

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.

My speakers arnt working, could you fidle with those nobs, because i know how good you are with nobs.

so it's true, light does travel faster than sound. i thought you were bright until you spoke.