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Math - Playing Devil's Advocate Posted Jul 12, 2003
(in the spirit of rejoineder, not meaning to give offence...)
Do you actualy have a got a full set of chromosomes, you seem to be missing some iportant features; personality, itellect, perception are just the more obvious ones.
(again I repeat this is not ment to offend, but rejoiners are fun 
)
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 12, 2003
Oh, I'm sorry, thought you were trick or treating, what with that 
face.
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Math - Playing Devil's Advocate Posted Jul 12, 2003
Misinterpreting the contempt on my face is hardly a way to demonstrate your social skills, though it does show there lack.
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Math - Playing Devil's Advocate Posted Jul 13, 2003
Where did you get your lobotomy done, I think I might need one having listened to you for so long ?
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Adele the Divided (h2g2 will be your undoing) Posted Jul 13, 2003
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 13, 2003
You're trying to drive everyone insane. Are you lonely being insane on your own?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 13, 2003
youre as sane as a politican.
kat
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Moving On Posted Jul 13, 2003
Q: Whats the definition of a politician?
A: A professional liar
(Sybil Fawlty, chosen subject the bleedin' obvious!)
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 13, 2003
military intelligence is a contradiction in terms - military + intelligence.
kat
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..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Jul 13, 2003
The last "blind date" you had braille read your acne and it spelt out
Q U A S I M O D O
xxElsaxx
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..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Jul 13, 2003
If stupidity were a lethal weapon, you could be an assassin
xxElsaxx
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..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 Posted Jul 13, 2003
If a horse was as lame as you it would have been shot by now
xxElsaxx
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 13, 2003
this is an old one:
youre thick as two short planks.
kat
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Moving On Posted Jul 13, 2003
Equally old and twice as vulgar is:"If wit were S**t you'd be constipated"
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Moving On Posted Jul 13, 2003
Another one I find quite satisfying is "Which part of.....(xxx),,, are you having a problem with?"
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Tonsil Revenge (PG) Posted Jul 13, 2003
He couldn't change a tire without an instructional video.
She had the fashion sense of a wounded boar.
His parents did patch tests for the NHS, only they didn't put them on their arms.
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Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 13, 2003
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logicus tracticus philosophicus Posted Jul 13, 2003
if your going to stay come out of the kitchen before the milk sours
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Spaceechik, Typomancer Posted Jul 14, 2003
Wow, what a collection of intellectual armament! 
Here's a few of my faves...
"Thank you. Anyone can be a bimbo, but it takes Brains to be a Bitch".
"I may be fat, but I can go on a diet. Where are you going to get a brain?
"I suppose I could try an insult to get a rise out of you, but I notice your elevator doesn't go to the top anyway."
(Now, fair warning, this could get you killed -- always hide the cutlery first.... )
"Oh, that's MEATLOAF! For a second I thought I'd interrupted you cleaning the cat box."
Perhaps this would be the time to mention the obligatory retainer... None of these comments are inspired by any person, living or dead... on this site!)
SC
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- 221: Math - Playing Devil's Advocate (Jul 12, 2003)
- 222: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 12, 2003)
- 223: Math - Playing Devil's Advocate (Jul 12, 2003)
- 224: Math - Playing Devil's Advocate (Jul 13, 2003)
- 225: Adele the Divided (h2g2 will be your undoing) (Jul 13, 2003)
- 226: Oot Rito (Jul 13, 2003)
- 227: Reality Manipulator (Jul 13, 2003)
- 228: Moving On (Jul 13, 2003)
- 229: Reality Manipulator (Jul 13, 2003)
- 230: ..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 (Jul 13, 2003)
- 231: ..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 (Jul 13, 2003)
- 232: ..BuTToNs.. On the edge...but balancing nicely, thank you very much...Visit the FoLDers Arms at A913150 (Jul 13, 2003)
- 233: Reality Manipulator (Jul 13, 2003)
- 234: Moving On (Jul 13, 2003)
- 235: Moving On (Jul 13, 2003)
- 236: Tonsil Revenge (PG) (Jul 13, 2003)
- 237: Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. (Jul 13, 2003)
- 238: logicus tracticus philosophicus (Jul 13, 2003)
- 239: Spaceechik, Typomancer (Jul 14, 2003)
- 240: toybox (Jul 14, 2003)
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