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Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Jul 10, 2003
you started out with nothing, and still have most of it left
whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed
(no offenese) 
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Math - Playing Devil's Advocate Posted Jul 10, 2003
If thats your carefuly considered opinion, I want to hear your unconsidered opinion, it couldn't be of less relevance.
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Math - Playing Devil's Advocate Posted Jul 10, 2003
If it wasn't for your personality defects you wouldn't have a personality...
Math
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Math - Playing Devil's Advocate Posted Jul 10, 2003
I'm afraid I don't know any civilized language which is capable of fully expressing my opinion of you.
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 11, 2003
Are you trying to set a new benchmark in outright stupidity ?
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 11, 2003
er, could you keep the noise down please.......... the sight of you's bad enough
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 11, 2003
here is a very famous put down by winston churchill:
name of mp is a stranger to the truth.
i have a book of them and some of the best ones are from groucho marx.
kat
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Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Jul 11, 2003
Your mother wears army boots...........
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Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Jul 11, 2003
youe father should have shot on the sheets............
couldn't resist putting this one in, have heard it said......
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Adele the Divided (h2g2 will be your undoing) Posted Jul 11, 2003
I like your first one, HarpoNotMarx - has anyone seen the Shakespeare Insult Generator? Here's one:
"Thou art a mammering hell-hated death-token"
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Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 11, 2003
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rooftiler - back again, for another bit at least Posted Jul 11, 2003
I hope we can take quotes from copyright material... probably not but I've not been modded yet so there's always a first time:
Phoebe : I would help you but... I don't want to
French knight : 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries', 'you sons of a silly person...', 'you daffy English kaniggats' (etc etc etc) 'Now go away before I taunt you a second time'
Classic stuff
rt
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Geggs Posted Jul 11, 2003
Ah,yes, Groucho had some good ones...
I never forget a face. But in your case I'll make any exception.
Geggs
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 11, 2003
if mislaying or losing things was an exam i would get a doctorate in it.
kat
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Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 11, 2003
Me too
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The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) Posted Jul 11, 2003
In his book The Dilbert Future, Scott Adams suggests calling idiots induhviduals to their faces so that you don't get hit.
You : You're a real induhvidual.
Induhvidual: Thankyou.
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Teuchter Posted Jul 11, 2003
"When did you have the charisma-bypass operation?"
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Moving On Posted Jul 11, 2003
If you had brains you'd be dangerous!
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Fathom Posted Jul 11, 2003
I'm not joining in; it's morally wrong for me to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
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