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Post 141

logicus tracticus philosophicus

is this fattening "not if you dont swallow it"


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Post 142

Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight.

smiley - run


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Post 143

Oot Rito


"stop trying to prove yourself all the time....... I already know you're a moron"


"don't worry about it, everybody warned me you're as thick as you're ugly*


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Post 144

Oot Rito

*and... da da ..... before I leave for the day*

Oh, you're the one waiting for a brain replacement !


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Post 145

Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight.

Back again..I just had a bath...You should try it sometime.


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Post 146

Oot Rito

( in response to a BS-type comment)


You're so full of it, I'm not suprised some squeaks out every so often


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Post 147

Teuchter

"If wit were sh!t, you'd be constipated"



(Doesn't apply to anyone here of course)


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Post 148

Oot Rito


Is that wax in your ear, or the remnant of your brain ?



(as always, no reference to any person on this site)


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Post 149

Teuchter

What's that ghastly thing on your shoulder?

Oh, it's your head.


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Post 150

Oot Rito

How puke-provoking you are !


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Post 151

Adam Dorman

From my sister:

"Well, this guy has a good six pack, whereas yours is more like a party seven"


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Post 152

Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight.

smiley - run


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Post 153

Oot Rito

Are you saying the first thing that happens to come into your head or just throwing out old garbage ?


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Post 154

Math - Playing Devil's Advocate

Consider yourself insulted, I haven't the time to determine which of your many faults is most deserving of insult at the moment.


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Post 155

Oot Rito


You don't have the intelligence to realise what an absolute failure you are!


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Post 156

Math - Playing Devil's Advocate

You couldn't possibly offend me, I have to have some respect for the person speaking to take note of the words.


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Post 157

Oot Rito

* nice.... a really good put down smiley - cheers *


Do I know Who You Are ? I don't even know WHAT you are !


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Post 158

Math - Playing Devil's Advocate

I've met ready salted slugs with greater charisma/intellect than you.

depends on what you're picking on the person for smiley - winkeye
This thread is a wonderful idea smiley - smiley
Lots of great insults for me to use...

Math


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Post 159

Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight.

Try using your mouth to talk...Give your arse a rest.!!!


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Post 160

Math - Playing Devil's Advocate

Verbal flatulance is not an attractive feature you should demonstrate to everyone you meet.


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