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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Jul 11, 2003
As much use as a chocolate teapot / fishnet condom
If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose!
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 11, 2003
He's like a jellyfish with no brains..... just another heap of snot
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Math - Playing Devil's Advocate Posted Jul 11, 2003
in frustration...
MUCKING FUPPET!
note: I define a fuppet as a somewhat lower order of intellect than the brain dead... 
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 11, 2003
( just in case anyone is uneasy with this thread, here's a quote from Sigmund Freud: "The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.")
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Loup Dargent Posted Jul 11, 2003
nt really an insult but it sure is annoying..
:
"i know you meant well..."
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Loup Dargent Posted Jul 12, 2003
not even...
i type too fast for my keyboard...
one that's bound to irritate the established H2G2ers [might only work the first time you meet them tho']:
"i will ignore what you've just said and put it to the fact that you seem to be new to this site...
"
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Adele the Divided (h2g2 will be your undoing) Posted Jul 12, 2003
>>If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose!<<
My father used to say "if brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow a part in his hair" and another one is: "If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to power a motorbike around a nickel"...
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Teuchter Posted Jul 12, 2003
"He's got to shake his head to get a synapse"
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 12, 2003
he/she could burn water.
kat
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 12, 2003
He's a great ad for selective abortion
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 12, 2003
He's a great ad for selective abortion
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 12, 2003
He's a great ad for selective abortion
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 12, 2003
OK OK so I posted three times ! Will you get the message even once ?
(off the cuff, due to posting 3 times..... er, who poured the treacle on the site?
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 12, 2003
Whadda'ya mean 'you think', are you even sure what what the word MEANS!
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pedboy Posted Jul 12, 2003
"If clues were shoes, she would have clickers on her feet."
You gotta be old to get this one.
pedboy
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Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Jul 12, 2003
If I wanted to hear thr pitter patter of little feet, I would put shoes on the cat !
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Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 12, 2003
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BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Jul 12, 2003
You're two loaves short of a sandwich.
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 12, 2003
You're so very annoying.... it's such a shame you arn't good at any thing else !
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- 181: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Jul 11, 2003)
- 182: Oot Rito (Jul 11, 2003)
- 183: Math - Playing Devil's Advocate (Jul 11, 2003)
- 184: Oot Rito (Jul 11, 2003)
- 185: Loup Dargent (Jul 11, 2003)
- 186: Loup Dargent (Jul 11, 2003)
- 187: Loup Dargent (Jul 12, 2003)
- 188: Adele the Divided (h2g2 will be your undoing) (Jul 12, 2003)
- 189: Teuchter (Jul 12, 2003)
- 190: Reality Manipulator (Jul 12, 2003)
- 191: Oot Rito (Jul 12, 2003)
- 192: Oot Rito (Jul 12, 2003)
- 193: Oot Rito (Jul 12, 2003)
- 194: Oot Rito (Jul 12, 2003)
- 195: Oot Rito (Jul 12, 2003)
- 196: pedboy (Jul 12, 2003)
- 197: Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate (Jul 12, 2003)
- 198: Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. (Jul 12, 2003)
- 199: BouncyBitInTheMiddle (Jul 12, 2003)
- 200: Oot Rito (Jul 12, 2003)
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