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Loup Dargent Posted Jul 10, 2003
[Oi!!! i don't drink tea...
]
"did you pay someone to come up with this reply?!... if i was you i would ask for a refund..
"
[obviously not aimed at anyone who has posted on here..
]
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Loup Dargent Posted Jul 10, 2003
"how much do _you_ pay to do that job?!..."
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Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Jul 10, 2003
you are a ledgend in your own lunchtime
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creachy Posted Jul 10, 2003
"you make me wanna puke"
short and to the point.
for a whole song of one liners to insult try 'there's no home for you here girl' on the Elephant LP by the White Stripes. absolutely classic
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Genie Posted Jul 10, 2003
*holds out hand*
Me: 'here's £1 for you luv.'
Girl: 'Whats that for?'
Me: 'Lightbulbs darlin, cos you obviously got dressed in the dark'.
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Loup Dargent Posted Jul 10, 2003
[i was wondering where you were getting yours.. hehe...
]
"sorry.. fell asleep for a mo'... you were saying?!..."
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Loup Dargent Posted Jul 10, 2003
£$%^&* simulpost...
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Ashley Posted Jul 10, 2003
So it is true, there are faces that only a mother could love...
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creachy Posted Jul 10, 2003
excuse me but i have something interesting to do.
isn't your name an anagram of something? change the ? to a ? and move the ?, yeah thats it, 'DUMBASS'.
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Genie Posted Jul 10, 2003
I was going to ask you what that pole was doing poking out of your backside, but the rest of the office assures me its been there for a while...
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Ashley Posted Jul 10, 2003
I would try and see it from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my own backside
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Loup Dargent Posted Jul 10, 2003
"at least i don't look like _your_ mother...
"
[that one has to be avoided in certain areas of france by the way...]
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Genie Posted Jul 10, 2003
And how many ugly trees did you say you fell out of?
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Loup Dargent Posted Jul 10, 2003
"mmmmm... i smell something fishy in here... oh no... it's ok... it's you isn't it...]
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Ashley Posted Jul 10, 2003
ooooh you'll be doing joined up thinking next....
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Loup Dargent Posted Jul 10, 2003
one short and sweet there:
"
"
[definitely not aimed at anyone having posted on here...]
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Loup Dargent Posted Jul 10, 2003
"that would make you a key short of a keyboard..."
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Loup Dargent Posted Jul 10, 2003
[
... are 
an insult?!...]
"you're so cheesy you know...
or is it just your feet?!...
"
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