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F F Churchton Posted May 15, 2003
I 
my pet Llama, his names Percy, he lives in a field!!!
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Wulfric Posted May 15, 2003
I had a llama once. His name was Mr Scronk. He ran off with a toasted tea-cake called Jemima and they set up a small jazz café in Nha Trang, Vietnam. They are very happy together.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted May 15, 2003
A one *L* Lama, that's a priest,
A two *L* Llama, that's a beast,
And I will bet my silk pajamas,
There's isn't any three *L* Lllamas.
I wrote that.
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tanzen Posted May 16, 2003
The evil chicken-sandwhich ripper has struck again...
...it is indeed a drak day....
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tanzen Posted May 16, 2003
....a drak day?
Yes, a "drak" day of course being a day in which everybody must run around the streets going "woo hoo" and, occassionally, "wupachang!"...
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Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 Posted May 16, 2003
Wubbya Bush knows exactly what he is doing
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Pinniped Posted May 16, 2003
Spielberg is being an insufferable prat, ringing up day and night, promising $40 m for a new screenplay. As if I've got time. The diamond-encrusted baby grand has gone out of tune again, and the Bengal Tiger has eaten yet another orang-utan.
20,000 turned up for last Saturday's party, but they were a complete bore so I paid to send them all to the Maldives for a fortnight.
I'm so bored. I put a contract out on Michael Jackson, but my bl**dy lawyer rang up and cancelled it.
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tanzen Posted May 19, 2003
Another Monday morning! Woo hoo.
After a weekend of scrabble and solataire, nothing is more welcome than the coming of Monday. Bright eyed and bushy tailed as usual, with nothing to tell about an especially dull and non-event kinda weekend...
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Wulfric Posted May 19, 2003
We had Michael Caine over for lunch on Sunday - Keith Floyd was cooking but Jamie Oliver tried to take over so Keith ripped his head of an fed it to his pet halibut Geoffrey. And that s*d Caine spilt red wine on the carpet - it's left a stain.
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Wulfric Posted May 19, 2003
It was, yes. But after we rubbed Michael's face in it the carpet cleaned up a treat.
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F F Churchton Posted May 19, 2003
You should have a dinner rug, that you bring out when having quests, so when they spill food on the floor, your staff could just get it dried cleaned without all that tedious scrubing on all fours!!!
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Wulfric Posted May 19, 2003
Gadzooks, you're right. I'll have to have Jerkes (our elderly butler) thrashed for not thinking of it. The fool, he should know by now!
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F F Churchton Posted May 19, 2003
Well your staff are probabily cheap as chips, you should splash out on the smarter house cleaners!!!
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Wulfric Posted May 19, 2003
The staff are cheap. We keep them locked in the dungeons during the night - some of them are not fully housetrained. We did have a very good cleaning firm do for us, but after the unfortunate incident with the rhino horns and the mouse, we haven't been able to get anyone in to clean.
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted May 19, 2003
I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright no-owwwwww! 
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