h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Everything I need to know, I learned here.

I've been following this thread since the first post.

I don't multi-post

Everything I need to know, I learned here.

Neither do I.

My bum isn't numb from sitting infront of my laptop for the last eleven hours, because I did all my course work many weeks in advance and did not panic at the last minute.

I personally have never had a numb bum, but those people with them that I have encountered seemed nice enough. Naturally I always enquire as to people's bum conditions when I first meet them.

I'm more of a hand on kind of girl. I think nothing's nothing that patting someone's bum when you first meet them. Handshakes are just too formal....

or maybe what I was trying to say was...

I'm more of a handS on kind of girl. I think nothing's BETTER thaN patting someone's bum when you first meet them. Handshakes are just too formal....

I prefer to be smaked on the bum and taken to Chinese resturant!!!

my mates mum was only resting in my bed

I don't see anything wrong with that.

neither do i?

Except that it's the truth!!!

The truth may not set you free, but it will always get you out of trouble.

Honesty and truth are the best options in any given situation.

I actually CAN handle the truth!

Is I have said before, I'll never lie again.

Yes, and I'll never fall in love again

I never lie.