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Dazzy (jessypeeps biggest fan) Members-1 LoL Posted May 13, 2003
money cant buy you happyness
i'd rather be poor
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Wulfric Posted May 13, 2003
A small colony of lemmings are actually running the Bank of England. They are in league with a team of Panda's who are changing China to a capitalist society from within. The ultimate aim is to have a Panda/Lemming consortium which will rule the planet.
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Professor SmokeTooMuch Posted May 13, 2003
For the past few months I have had a mole infiltrate the bank and has been spying on your lemming and I can prove you were involved in the above post. (It's a rather skinny mole and blended in well with the lemmings, hence why it never came to your attention)
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Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 Posted May 13, 2003
I'm lieing
(I can hear the brains pop from here)
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*!TaNyA!*ThE aTtEnTioN SeEkinG brAt Is BacK^! Posted May 13, 2003
Meow...Im half cat half human.
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 13, 2003
The Prime Minister is actually a Moon Monkey sent here to expidite the ruination of Earth and the neighbouring planets.
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MUSTANG-SALLY..(So scared of the dark, I panic when I blink). Posted May 13, 2003
No-one has EVER lied to me! 
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tanzen Posted May 13, 2003
I have realised that my purpose in life is to show you poor pathetic people how to live. Don't drink, don't smoke, don't get freah or flirt with anyone. It's more fun to stay at home and stare at the walls, and be like me!
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted May 14, 2003
None of you will every realise the integral part that my whims will play in the unfolding pagent of your lives.
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*!TaNyA!*ThE aTtEnTioN SeEkinG brAt Is BacK^! Posted May 14, 2003
I am Earth worm Jim, and i am going to take over the world.
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Thonged fighter for justice Posted May 14, 2003
You could'nt have. I checked my attic and it was still there.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted May 14, 2003
I understand, my logic is in your attic!
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- 501: F F Churchton (May 12, 2003)
- 502: tanzen (May 13, 2003)
- 503: Dazzy (jessypeeps biggest fan) Members-1 LoL (May 13, 2003)
- 504: Wulfric (May 13, 2003)
- 505: Wulfric (May 13, 2003)
- 506: Professor SmokeTooMuch (May 13, 2003)
- 507: The Groob (May 13, 2003)
- 508: Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 (May 13, 2003)
- 509: *!TaNyA!*ThE aTtEnTioN SeEkinG brAt Is BacK^! (May 13, 2003)
- 510: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 13, 2003)
- 511: MUSTANG-SALLY..(So scared of the dark, I panic when I blink). (May 13, 2003)
- 512: Crunchy Frog (May 13, 2003)
- 513: tanzen (May 13, 2003)
- 514: clzoomer- a bit woobly (May 14, 2003)
- 515: tanzen (May 14, 2003)
- 516: JockMacAbre (May 14, 2003)
- 517: *!TaNyA!*ThE aTtEnTioN SeEkinG brAt Is BacK^! (May 14, 2003)
- 518: clzoomer- a bit woobly (May 14, 2003)
- 519: Thonged fighter for justice (May 14, 2003)
- 520: clzoomer- a bit woobly (May 14, 2003)
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