h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Loves, a mugs game!!!

I don't care.

money cant buy you happyness

i'd rather be poor

A small colony of lemmings are actually running the Bank of England. They are in league with a team of Panda's who are changing China to a capitalist society from within. The ultimate aim is to have a Panda/Lemming consortium which will rule the planet.

I had nothing to do with the above posting.

For the past few months I have had a mole infiltrate the bank and has been spying on your lemming and I can prove you were involved in the above post. (It's a rather skinny mole and blended in well with the lemmings, hence why it never came to your attention)

I've got a red door but I want to paint it black.

I'm lieing

(I can hear the brains pop from here)

Meow...Im half cat half human.

The Prime Minister is actually a Moon Monkey sent here to expidite the ruination of Earth and the neighbouring planets.

No-one has EVER lied to me!

i've just read the backlog

CF

I have realised that my purpose in life is to show you poor pathetic people how to live. Don't drink, don't smoke, don't get freah or flirt with anyone. It's more fun to stay at home and stare at the walls, and be like me!

None of you will every realise the integral part that my whims will play in the unfolding pagent of your lives.

I am the walrus - goo goo ga joob!!

Garry Shandling is cool

I am Earth worm Jim, and i am going to take over the world.

That seems logical.

You could'nt have. I checked my attic and it was still there.

I understand, my logic is in your attic!