A Conversation for Ask h2g2

Lying competition

Post 461

tanzen

And if I found the perfect man...who am I kidding? I've already found the perfect man! I'm surrounded by them!!


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Post 462

Mudhooks: ,,, busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest...

My grandmother was not eaten by vultures....


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Post 463

F F Churchton

I smiley - love tories!!!


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Post 464

Bass_line_junkie

I'm so unhappy with my new found freedom. Just the idea that i can do what i want when i want is horrible. I want my girlfriend back.smiley - sadface


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Post 465

F F Churchton

I'm glad labour lost

smiley - wah!!!


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Post 466

miss.shy...this life??

i built the ark


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Post 467

F F Churchton

That explains everything!!!


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Post 468

tanzen

You know what I love? Going to work every day on cold mornings, in big sweaty people-filled trams, only to get nagged by my boss, do everyone else's work, and getting calls from my family in the afternoon telling me they've just woken up....

...I'm so blessed smiley - smiley


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Post 469

¦/ArTisAn\¦

....I'm Spartacus.


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Post 470

tanzen

I'm Johnny Cash....and I killed Elvis....


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Post 471

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Oi! Ya wee git. I killed Spartacus.


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Post 472

tanzen

....Speaking of which ??? I was the inspiration for the Monkee's "Randy Scouse Git"...

....or was it "Alternate title"?


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Post 473

clzoomer- a bit woobly

*Randy*? You want to talk *randy*? I once propositioned the crack of dawn!


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Post 474

tanzen

...That really suprised me....Really....I didn't see that one coming at all....


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Post 475

clzoomer- a bit woobly

If I had the time and the money, and the game wasn't on, I would catch the next flight.


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Post 476

tanzen

It's all good. Really....everything...it's all....good....


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Post 477

F F Churchton

You say that with the height of anxiety!!!


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Post 478

tanzen

I don't have an anxious bone in my body. I'm as cool as a cucumber that has been buried in the arctic circle in a giant freezer....


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Post 479

clzoomer- a bit woobly

I've *never* killed a thread!


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Post 480

boredlaura

I've been following this thread since the first post.


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