A Conversation for Ask h2g2

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Post 401

tanzen

I am totally and utterly incapable of going too far! smiley - devil


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Post 402

Wulfric

I have a self-replicating cloning machine in my spare room. It's very nice.


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Post 403

Bass_line_junkie

my job, my life, my friends are all so great i just wake every day and think how lucky i amsmiley - sadface


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Post 404

F F Churchton

I always tell the utter truth about my friends!!!


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Post 405

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

I didn't read that as "udder truth".

Liam.


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Post 406

F F Churchton

Nice weather were having to day in Newcastle, it might sun shortly!!!


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Post 407

Platypus 2

Your cheque's in the mail


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Post 408

Wulfric

My real name and title is King Wilhelm IV of Germany. All hail.


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Post 409

Platypus 2

Tthere's just one more interview to go and then we'll be in contact with you.


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Post 410

badger party tony party green party

I returned from rugby tour and Liz was even more pleased than usual to see me "Its great to see you and even better to smell you!" she said jofullly, then she tenderly asked me to, "make more noise so that all the neighbours can hear" the new songs I had learnt.smiley - cheers


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Post 411

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

My name is Philleus Fog, I circumcised the world in 80 days. *don't by any 'chopped reformed ham' from Tescos*

Liam.


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Post 412

badger party tony party green party

From the adult female population of Germany I have collected enough under arm hair to be-wig all the bald men in Wales. All that is neede now is the double sided tape and lots of money if you can help with either come to my space,.smiley - smiley


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Post 413

Bass_line_junkie

I IS BLACK


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Post 414

dasilva


blicky, I'm sorry, I believe you!


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Post 415

Ommigosh


"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"


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Post 416

clzoomer- a bit woobly

The Mission statement for this business is *not* just to make money, you know!


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Post 417

SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire)

The declaration of Independance IS infact written by Joe Bloggs


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Post 418

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Joe Bloggs? I know Joe Bloggs! Taught him the business!


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Post 419

SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire)

I am the business...


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Post 420

tanzen

Sometimes when I get low, I go and visit my friends in the glorious Emerald City, and sing and dance with them all day....


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