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Clio, Dentonite, Libtech, Procrastinator and HNM Posted Apr 17, 2003
I just absolutely LOVE being unemployed! Taking my resume to every business in town only to be ignored and rejected is a source of cconstant bliss in my life. Oh, and don't forget the being broke part! I get all swoony just thinking about how much joy that is. Excuse me, I must go faint from delirious happiness now.
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tanzen Posted Apr 17, 2003
One thing I really hate about Easter is the damned stigmata...try eating chocolate with blood all over your hands 
!
(did I go to far? 
)
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Bass_line_junkie Posted Apr 17, 2003
I hate the fact that the weather has got good all of a sudden
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Ommigosh Posted Apr 18, 2003
I do not make predictions. I never have and I never will.
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SomeMuppet Posted Apr 18, 2003
I am from the planet Zargon 12 and I am here to take over your puny little planet mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
All your base are belong to us
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SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Apr 19, 2003
Today, I went hiking in the Alps... to my suprise, it wasn't cold, I took out my Mercedes Benz and drove all the way down the highest mountain in the Alps... it was easy, I cruised down with no problems at all... But, to my amazement I noticed a little green man sitting at the bottom of the mountain... he asked in an Irish accent "Do ya have any change me lad??" I replied "Yes, I have a million pounds in my back pocket, would you like it??" the little man, jumping for joy said pleased "Ya me lad, I'd like dat very much and for your kindness I shall grant ye three wishes"... I replied "Ta very much, Okay... for my first wish... I wish that I was lying in a bed with Britney/Christina/Anna/TATU/Michelle Thorne and Jo Guest... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... yeah baby... "I was pleased very much so... "And for my second wish" I said "I'd like to have an enormous wiener"... "Dne" said the little man... "Would you like some mustard with that??"... I said... "You what?? what ya on about... why would I need mustard??" "Well" said the little green man "You wished for an enormous wiener, so I thought you'd like some mustard"... to my horror, I looked down and found an enormous wiener i between my legs... then I wished for my third wish... I yelled "Quick, get this dog off my wiener!!!"...
Hope you liked that, lol...
I just made that rubbish up as I went along...
Serj
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 19, 2003
Just spent a couple of hours doing housework.... everything is just soooooooo clean and shining now !
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Apr 19, 2003
I don't need to urinate.
Liam.
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- 384: Bass_line_junkie (Apr 17, 2003)
- 385: Wulfric (Apr 17, 2003)
- 386: dasilva (Apr 17, 2003)
- 387: Oot Rito (Apr 18, 2003)
- 388: Ommigosh (Apr 18, 2003)
- 389: Oot Rito (Apr 18, 2003)
- 390: SomeMuppet (Apr 18, 2003)
- 391: dasilva (Apr 18, 2003)
- 392: Bass_line_junkie (Apr 19, 2003)
- 393: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Apr 19, 2003)
- 394: Oot Rito (Apr 19, 2003)
- 395: F F Churchton (Apr 19, 2003)
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- 398: dasilva (Apr 19, 2003)
- 399: Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. (Apr 19, 2003)
- 400: F F Churchton (Apr 19, 2003)
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