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Why try? Posted Mar 28, 2003
i love triple history, there is nothing i would rather be doing, i would not like to be at home with my boyfriend just chilling, i am telling the absolute truth. 
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Bass_line_junkie Posted Mar 28, 2003
I am really not looking forward to my two weeks off work i hate the idea of spend over £1000 on beer clubbing and fun stuff in two weeks oh i hate myself for booking time off boo hoo
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Adam Dorman Posted Mar 29, 2003
Never ever bring pasta and anti-pasta together.
There will be a massive explosion.
You will die!
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tanzen Posted Mar 31, 2003
I practically bounded out of bed this morning - before my alarm rang - I was so excited about work!! After a boring and lacklustre weekend on which I DID NOT drink and DEFINITELY DID NOT play pool, it's so nice to come back to a job where people genuinely like and respect me...
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dasilva Posted Mar 31, 2003
My job is so wonderful that I didn't hand my notice in so that I'd still have a job to go to when I didn't go on holiday the other week so I wont be looking for work tomorrow 
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tanzen Posted Mar 31, 2003
The best thing about my job is I'm surrounded by intelligent and lovely people who really treat me as an equal, even though I'm really quite inferior to them all....
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tanzen Posted Mar 31, 2003
I'd say it's definitely worth losing your soul and breaking your spirit, if it means that you have a steady job...
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tanzen Posted Mar 31, 2003
My head doesn't hurt at all from the extensive use of sarcasm and double negatives that DON'T EXIST in here! 
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dasilva Posted Mar 31, 2003
*counts slowly*
My head's as clear as a bell, as freash as a daisy 
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tanzen Posted Mar 31, 2003
But then again, I have always been a well-adjusted, perfect sane human being...
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Mar 31, 2003
I had an absolutely brilliant "Mother's Day" - loads of cards & 
all my kids made a fuss of me and didn't let me do a thing.
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tanzen Posted Apr 1, 2003
Ewan McGregor keeps calling me, asking me to marry him....it's so creepy....I mean, the man is so disgusting...
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The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) Posted Apr 1, 2003
There are two aliens sitting next to me while I type this. One is called alfred and the other is known as bernard. I am teaching them about life on earth and thought I'd start here. Later they plan to destroy us all (except me cos I'm a collaborator)
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tanzen Posted Apr 1, 2003
(too funny, I know a boy whose name is very similar to the two you mentioned! Maybe the aliens are trying to be him? )
But seriously, folks.... The Beatles song "Sexy Sadie", which was alleged to be written about the Maharashi (I spelt that wrong, didn't I?) was actually written for me. Granted, I wasn't actually born at the time, but John had a vision of one who would come and make fools of everyone, and break rules, and all that jazz.
That was me....
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The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) Posted Apr 1, 2003
I am Sargeant Pepper. (the one from the song)
You mentioned Ewan Mcgregor. I have the exact same problem with Charisma Carpenter. She just won't take the hint.
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tanzen Posted Apr 1, 2003
Maybe we should set them up?
I mean, I'm sure he's a lovely guy and all, but poor yuong Ewan seems to have become a tad obsessed. It's a little embarrassing, really...
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- 335: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Mar 31, 2003)
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- 337: The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) (Apr 1, 2003)
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