A Conversation for Ask h2g2

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Post 521

JockMacAbre

Beavis and Butthead were straight A students!!


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Post 522

*!TaNyA!*ThE aTtEnTioN SeEkinG brAt Is BacK^!

so am i bryan!! honest!!


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Post 523

JockMacAbre

and i believe you Tanya


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Post 524

clzoomer- a bit woobly

I think you are both part of a giant conspiracy to shorten the bell curve of academic achievement in order to make my grades look better in retrospect. All at the request of Beldorve the Magnificent, the alien who is my rightful mother and father.


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Post 525

JockMacAbre

I am Elton Johns mother


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Post 526

clzoomer- a bit woobly

I know how that happened, since I was there at the time. It not only involves you as his mother, but the collusion of most of the major heads of state at the time, resulting in the mess we are in now.


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Post 527

JockMacAbre

i do believe you are right


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Post 528

clzoomer- a bit woobly

That would stand to reason, being of alien blood and all.


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Post 529

Acid Override - The Forum A1146917

Computers have made our lives simpler


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Post 530

Hammer Head


I can't lie!

Hammer Head.


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Post 531

tanzen

Life is funny.

Seriously, it's all really really funny.

I can't stop laughing, and that's not becuase of the insanity....


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Post 532

Andrea Ortiz...used to want a coffeeshop...now I want a restaurant

Microsoft is so reliable...you can count on it like clockwork.


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Post 533

tanzen

Yes, much like the Melbourne Public Transport system...you can set your watches to the trams!


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Post 534

*!TaNyA!*ThE aTtEnTioN SeEkinG brAt Is BacK^!

its raining big purple hippos


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Post 535

boredlaura

I smiley - love junk e-mails and go out of my way to sign up for septic tank cleaning services as well as both breast and penis enlargements.


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Post 536

Wulfric

I am not confused!


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Post 537

JockMacAbre

Everyone loves Creeds angst!!

Sorry, they just came on


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Post 538

*!TaNyA!*ThE aTtEnTioN SeEkinG brAt Is BacK^!

im a big grumpy moo!! lol!!


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Post 539

F F Churchton

I could murder a chicken and chuckney sandwich!!!


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Post 540

Crunchy Frog

I already did
and buried the remains in a small chapel in Sommerset

MUA HA HA HA HA Ha


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