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Post 581

F F Churchton

Who is Liza Simpson???


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Post 582

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

Bart's sister. He wasn't at the party though.


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Post 583

DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

Well, Bill Gates rang earlier, and said he has no use for a spare $10 mill, and wondered if I have a charity I can give it to...


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Post 584

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

I just ate a live rabbit, it disagreed with me.


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Post 585

Dark Side of the Goon

That wasn't a live rabbit. That was the Messiah.
It's all a part of a Reptoid plot to uncover the season finale to '24' and broadcast a spolier live on CNN three days from now. I know this because George Formby, who is still alive and running MI6, told me so.


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Post 586

F F Churchton

I love Clippit!!!


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Post 587

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

Of course my cat didn't cr*p in your border


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Post 588

happyhappygirl

I am very busy right now.


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Post 589

Trin Tragula

I hate custard smiley - donuts


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Post 590

tanzen

the melbourne International Comedy festival was a desperate waste of time and money, and I am dreading it's return next year...


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Post 591

F F Churchton

Was Boothby Graffoe there?


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Post 592

Madbeachcomber, I've done my spring cleaning, does that make me sad?

Cricket is the most exiting and interesting sport next to football!smiley - biggrin


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Post 593

happyhappygirl

Golf is the most exciting and interesting sport next to cricket and football.


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Post 594

F F Churchton

Only poor non-beaucratic people play Golf!!!


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Post 595

tanzen

Nah, Boothby didn't come down this time, but he was here last year if memory serves...smiley - erm...


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Post 596

creachy

Nice weather we're havingsmiley - biggrin


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Post 597

F F Churchton

It's absolutely glazingsmiley - smiley!!!


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Post 598

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

I'm really glad that the person who rented 'Vanilla Sky' before me didn't wind back the video and left it right at the last 10 seconds before the end.


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Post 599

azahar

I *love* my hair!


az

ps
to be honest kea, ten seconds of Vanilla Sky was probably enough smiley - winkeye


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Post 600

kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website

smiley - laugh


I want to go to bed but I don't have to.


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