h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My knob is like a red, red rose that's newly sprung in June.

We must have had "It's a knobache"

A selection from Paul Simon:

Knobs Me Like a Rock

Fifty Ways to Leave Your Knobber

Knobs and Bones

Hasn't anyone said Marc Almond and/or Gene Pitney's "Something's Gotten Hold Of My Knob" yet?

I never thought the same three or four jokes could be funny so many times over!
Some films:
Dragonknob
Knobs in Atlantis

Another film: Braveknob

I would suggest The Spy Who Knobbed Me, but Austin Powers has already had that one.

My knob get sweeter (every day) - Finley Quay

robbie williams - let knob be your energy
^. .^
= ' =

I love these intelligent conversations:

As Long As You Knob Me -Backstreet Boys
Give Me Your Knob -Backstreet Boys
Quit Playing Games With My Knob -Back Street Boys
Tender Knob -Backstreet Boys

Just cos I know all these backstreet boys songs it in no way at all represenst my cd collection-honestly I own no backstreet boys cd at all!! (i just listen to the radio a lot)

This one proberbly works better with arse or c*nt:
Deep In My knob - Britney Spears

this ones proberbly been done, but gotta be the best so far:
Can You Feel The knob Tonight? -Elton John

I'm beginning to regret ever subscribing to this thread, having been reduced to childish and inappropriate fits of giggling this morning as I watched two children going though the messages on a packet of lovehearts.


Or should I say Kn..........? No, I probably shouldn't.

If films are in ...

Kind Knobs and Coronets

Ploughing a similar furrow, two of my fave quotes are ripe for this sort of thing:

"Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my knob"
- Victor Hugo

"Love is like an hourglass, with the knob filling up as the brain empties"
- Jules Renard

tlah

A few proverbs:

Absence makes the knob grow fonder.
All's fair in knob and war.
The course of true knob never did run smooth.
It's a sad knob that never rejoices.

And the quote from Microsoft Knobs:

I come not, friends, to steal away your knobs...

Caper Plip

American Knobbeat! Cant remember who that was by?!

Broken knobs are for Assh*les Zappa

Big Knob Fleetwood Mac

Whole Lotta Knob Led Zep

Sorry if I repeated any..

There was a band called Knob. (Only they weren't really called Knob but if you substitute the word knob for.......oh you know all about that by now.)

PP

mark knopfler- golden knob
meatloaf-i'm gonna knob her for both of us
bonnie tyler- it's a knobache
bonnie tyler-total eclipse of the knob
bonnie tyler-tire tracks and broken knobs
bonnie tyler-more than a knobber
bonnie tyler-knobbing you's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it
bonnie tyler-making knob out of nothing it all
bonnie tyler-piece of my knob
bonnie tyler-straight from the knob
percy sledge- when a man knobs a woman
bruce springsteen- two knobs are better than one
texas-i don't wnat a knobber

bonnie tyler-hide your knob
bonnie tyler-angel knob
bonnie tyler-save yor knob
bonnie tyler-i can't leave your knob alone
george benson- the greatest knob of all

Tom Jones special time as I am currently listening to the most excellent Reload albumn.

The second track which is called "Mama told me not to come" is now joined by "You need knob like I do" and "Aint that a lot of knob"

"Aint that a lot of knob"

Best description of Tom Jones I've heard for a while...

What about Elvis Presley's "Burning Knob"?

Or "Knob Me Tender"...